@CNN Yes stir up more fear by tweeting a picture of the virus. Good job CNN. — Scott B. (@sboasey) October 1, 2014 Some people noticed another hilarious reason for tweeting out such a photo. I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it […]
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Note to "journalists" in #Ferguson: your work ID and/or the 1st amendment are not "I don't have to obey police in a riot" cards. — Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) August 14, 2014 Wait a second. Are you saying reporters aren’t special and don’t have special rights? Politics editor Stefan Becket at .Mic seems to think otherwise—or else […]
“@Drey0307: @realjonlovitz what i don't understand is how you still identify as liberal. #libertarian”
Maybe you're right. — Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) August 1, 2012 After boldly speaking out about his views on the economy and entrepreneurship, liberal comedian Jon Lovitz was pilloried by progressive tolerance bullies who told him to “STFU.” Meanwhile, conservatives cheered him for his candor. Now the “Saturday Night Live” […]
unprecedented & racist witch hunt of @ambassadorRice should have consequences. @senjohnmccain has blood in his hands #Bengahzi #racism — mifa randolph (@mifarandolph) December 13, 2012 As Twitchy reported, Susan Rice has apparently withdrawn her name from consideration for Secretary of State. Despite the litany of legitimate reasons Republicans and conservatives had to oppose her nomination, […]
ABC: Janet Napolitano had *no part* in decision by *underlings* to release *low-risk* illegal immigrants…was *surprised* to learn about it. — Byron York (@ByronYork) March 1, 2013 Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told ABC News that the department is looking into the release of several hundred illegal immigrant detainees in the face of […]
Will be re-elected anyway RT @HotlineSteve RT @AP BREAKING: Mayo Clinic: US Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. under treatment for bipolar disorder — Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) August 13, 2012 As Twitchy has reported, Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-Ill.) had taken medical leave, but the reasons for doing so remained secretive. Speculation abounded, but today reports are […]
America, You Sexy Bitch is now available on @amazon! http://t.co/0LJxBIjt Be sure to check it out! — Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) June 12, 2012 The reactions are rolling in! RINO Meghan McCain and liberal actor Michael Ian Black co-authored what must be a profound political tome: America, You Sexy Bitch: A Love Letter to Freedom. Amazing […]
BREAKING: A city clerk confirms they have received withdrawal papers for Rob Ford as a mayoral candidate. — CP24 (@CP24) September 12, 2014 Just in: Rob Ford drops out of Toronto mayor race, brother Doug Ford will run in his place – @mollymhunter — ABC News (@ABC) September 12, 2014 Toronto Mayor Rob Ford will […]
Why are Conservatives so much funnier than Liberals? — Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) June 10, 2013 Like fellow SNL alum Jon Lovitz, Dennis Miller has noticed that bitter leftists totally lack funny bones. Liberals strike at a faux insult like a bonefish hitting a crab shuffling its fins in the marl. Try it, it's fun. […]