Libs say Romney will ban tampons; threaten to kill him, ‘bleed on his face’

http://twitter.com/#!/LexiJohnson295/status/256065449190629376 Lefties’ fantasies about Mitt Romney’s “War on Women” have gotten a whole lot bloodier. Evidently Romney is no longer content to meddle with their precious lady parts. Now he’s coming for their Tampax. romney wants to stop sellin tampons bc its “unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object in her body to […]

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Iowahawk points out some ‘war on women’ news ‘you won’t read about’

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http://twitter.com/#!/LauraRosenCohen/status/528973693423476736 As we know, libs tend to lose a sense of reality when promoting their manufactured ‘war on women.’ That is particularly true when they are in desperation mode ahead of an election that could leave Democrats reeling. So let’s talk about how women are treated internationally. #WaronWomen news you won't read about on Jezebel: ISIS […]

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‘Global warming. Drink!’ Syfy’s ‘Sharknado’ causes outbreak of sloshed viewers

http://twitter.com/#!/derekahunter/status/355496218505388032 Yesterday Twitchy asked, “Will Al Gore blame Sharknados on global warming?” That remains to be seen, but Syfy’s “Sharknado” took care of it for the Goracle. http://twitter.com/#!/PruPaine/status/355496296917897218 Of course it is! But is the entertainment industry slipping? http://twitter.com/#!/KAFCook5000/status/355563006983290882 16 minutes? Do you know how many polar bears are killed by global warming every 16 minutes? […]

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‘Fix your map first’: Vox’s map of Africa needs its own explanation

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http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/478721826663964672 As Twitchy reported, Delta Airlines’ seemingly harmless congratulatory tweet to the U.S. World Cup team led to accusations of racism when Delta used a photo of a giraffe to represent Ghana. Fortunately, Vox.com was there to explain exactly where in Africa giraffes are found. Unfortunately, Vox’s map needed a little Voxsplaining too. http://twitter.com/#!/simsimt/status/478714756803858432 http://twitter.com/#!/ArminRosen/status/478715781048721408 http://twitter.com/#!/ArminRosen/status/478716280158318594 […]

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Berenstain Bears caught up in Chick-fil-A controversy, urged to cut ties

http://twitter.com/#!/pageturner/status/233989217309556736 The Jim Henson Company may no longer be supplying toys and other merchandise to Chick-fil-A restaurants, but the Berenstain Bears book that came with your kid’s meal is still available — for now. More intolerance: Berenstain Bear books at Chick-Fil-A target of latest gay marriage campaign http://t.co/ku4FacM7 — Amy (@moderncomments) August 11, 2012 The […]

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‘#NotMyMarmotsMayor’! @redsteeze torches de Blasio, PETA in blaze of glory

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http://twitter.com/#!/mullrainee/status/515204131045519360 NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio is bummed over Eric Holder’s resignation: From civil rights to criminal justice, we are a safer and fairer country because of Eric Holder’s remarkable service. pic.twitter.com/kOTgz3Z57F — Bill de Blasio (@BilldeBlasio) September 25, 2014 But you know what should really be bothering him? The fact that he may very be […]

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‘I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Stewart!’ Wendy Davis slips further into madness

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http://twitter.com/#!/gypsylisa60/status/527113288069296128 Awww … look at her: Wendy on @TheDailyShow: "I'm going to be the governor, Jon." #TeamWendy, 1 week til we make it happen! Watch: http://t.co/9lSPaW3S1A -TW — Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTexas) October 28, 2014 Precious. What color is the sky in your world, Wendy? @WendyDavisTexas @TheDailyShow LOLOLOL GOVERNOR OF WHAT STATE? It's not happening Wendy😂😂😂 […]

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http://twitter.com/#!/davidaxelrod/status/203450258812964865 Really? Axelrod is still going there? He’s still trying to hit Romney for taking his dog on a family vacation? Yes, yes he is. Clueless Axelrod Still Cracking Romney Dog Jokes http://t.co/SBDMhGKb @davidaxelrod — JWF (@JammieWF) May 18, 2012 Jim Treacher reminds us that 3 weeks ago, Axelrod really wanted to stop talking about […]

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We Drew 9 Disney Scenes According To Science And It’s Horrifying

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You can thank me later for ruining your childhood. 1. If mermaids were real then Ariel’s nose would be on top of her head. View this image › Dan Meth / Via BuzzFeed In The Little Mermaid, Ariel’s biggest problem is the fabulous drag-queen like octopus, Ursula. But if mermaids actually evolved to live in […]

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