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As Twitchy reported, Democrat strategist Donna Brazile was ridiculed mightily on Twitter Sunday night when she tweeted a link to the Salon.com piece, “We need a new constitution: Here’s how we save American democracy from charlatans, loudmouths and the 1 percent.” While many assured Brazile she is all three of those things, others wisely insisted the United States doesn’t need a new constitution, but rather representatives who follow it.

Suppose we do need a new constitution? Just what would the #SalonConstitution look like? These tweeters gave it some thought.

#SalonConstitution 2A: A secure Militia, being necessary to the well-regulated State, the right of the right people to keep and bear arms…

— ClarkHat (@ClarkHat) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution The right to freedom of speech does not extend to corporations, political donations, hate speech, or mansplaining.

— Popehat (@Popehat) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution Everyone has the right to do whatever their government or the majority of their neighbors tell them to do.

— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution guaranteed dumpster housing for all.

— Travesham (@Travesham) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution The right of the people to bear arms is strictly prohibited, except for bodyguards of the rich and famous.

— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution Equal Rights Amendment: liberal arts majors shall be paid as much (or more) as STEM majors.

— ClarkHat (@ClarkHat) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution 10th The powers not delegated by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it are reserved to those who know better than you

— Hugs n Kisses (@Coondawg68) September 29, 2014

@Popehat The #SalonConstitution and what the right wants could be reconciled. Entire Constitution replaced w/ "Because f*** you, that's why"

— Andrew S. (@wildcatlh) September 29, 2014

Four permanent members of Supreme Court includes John Stewart, John Oliver, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and a furry. #SalonConstitution

— Travesham (@Travesham) September 29, 2014

.@Popehat #SalonConstitution Amendment 2: Since we already have an Army, the people don't need to bear arms.

— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution 3/5ths compromise, in which "Wingnuts" are classed as 3/5 of a person for congressional district apportionment.

— Popehat (@Popehat) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public unions, to spend willy nilly.

— Hugs n Kisses (@Coondawg68) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution #Preamble All articles and amendments are subject to change if it feels like the right thing to do at that moment.

— Hawk(es) (@HawkORHawkes) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution Installation of "telescreens" in every home. Nightly telescreen viewing of Jon Stewart now mandatory.

— Popehat (@Popehat) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution No civilian firearms ownership, except for celebrities and other people rich enough to hire armed bodyguards.

— Alo Konsen (@OhioCoastie) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution Religion shall not be used when profiling except for targeting Christians/TeaParty Conservatives.

— Virgil Edwards (@IrvinePatriot) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution Whatever moves shall be taxed. Whatever keeps moving shall be regulated. Whatever stops moving shall be subsidized.

— Alo Konsen (@OhioCoastie) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution New rights shall be conferred to the People in a weekly lottery, at which a 50-foot "Rights Wheel" shall be spun.

— Josh Smith (@ThisIsJoshSmith) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution All media, bloggers, and youtube video producers will approve all content through government before posting

— Virgil Edwards (@IrvinePatriot) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution The text of this Constitution shall be "merely advisory," unless deviating from it would yield a non-progressive outcome.

— Josh Smith (@ThisIsJoshSmith) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution I. Freedom of speech shall not be abridged unless it is deemed "hateful". Ia. Hateful shall be determined by Joan Walsh

— CrankyGordon (@CrankyGordon) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution Wendy Davis shall be Governor of Texas until her death, at which time Texas will be annexed to Mexico.

— Josh Smith (@ThisIsJoshSmith) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution If Republican, blocking of legislation shall be called "Obstruction" and punished by hanging from the neck until dead

— Hugs n Kisses (@Coondawg68) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution Climate Chaos denial shall forever be considered High Treason against the United States and Mother Gaia.

— Josh Smith (@ThisIsJoshSmith) September 29, 2014

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the US, unless they piss off His Majesty. #SalonConstitution

— Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) September 29, 2014

Why are we talking about this again?

.@Salon saying we need a new constitution is code for we need a way to shut up opposition #SalonConstitution

— Jen – FU #ISIS (@jensan1332) September 29, 2014

 

 

 

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