My Local Police Department Has A Sense Of Humor…
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Richie Incognito, now suspended from Dolphins, quotes Buddha
http://twitter.com/#!/DickieV/status/397439811973181440 Yesterday, the Miami Dolphins and Dolphins player Richie Incognito both denied a report by ESPN’s Adam Schefter that former Dolphins tackle Jonathan Martin left the team as a consequence of harassment and bullying. Incognito accused Schefter of slander and tweeted that he wanted his name cleared by all sports outlets. Incognito since has been suspended indefinitely, and ESPN isn’t backing […]
Actress Dana Delany would like to exchange Francis for more liberal pope
http://twitter.com/#!/DanaDelany/status/311936394262110208 Judging from the media’s coverage, you’d think that the whole point of electing a new pope was to find one who wasn’t so darned Catholic and was more attractive to American liberals. Or maybe Dana Delany’s tweet is just a sly reminder to send her a gift. @danadelany see, your first mistake was putting […]
Cats On A Hot Tin Roof
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‘War on women’ false narrative fail: Obama bleeding female support
http://twitter.com/#!/MattDeLuca/status/202420893559959552 What to make of these polls today? — Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) May 15, 2012 What to make of these pesky old polls that indicate Obama is floundering?! How can this be? What with the whole “war on women” and all. The spin starts almost immediately for some, with silence from the mainstream media. […]
Think Today’s Fashion And Beauty Trends Are Weird? They Don’t Hold A Candle To These
People can say what they want about fashion and cosmetics, but there are thousands of people out there (myself included) who feel like spending an hour or two in front of a vanity every day is time well spent. After all, slaying takes work, my friends. But everyday people and beauty gurus alike know that […]
Your Heart Will Break When You See What Years Of Neglect Did To This Bird
When we think about mental illness, we don’t often consider the fact that thousands of animals are forced to deal with anxiety and depression every single day. These creatures experience emotions just as deeply and intensely as we do, so it only makes sense that they’d develop psychological issues after enduring years of abuse and […]
‘How drunk are you?’ Chris Hayes compares fossil fuel opponents to abolitionists
http://twitter.com/#!/mateus_justino/status/458638470983192576 Serious, you guys: http://twitter.com/#!/chrislhayes/status/458638207186649088 Oh, this sounds promising. http://twitter.com/#!/Shopaholic_918/status/458644242475139072 Don’t worry — we saved you the trouble and picked out some of the best parts: The connection between slavery and fossil fuels, however, is more than metaphorical. Before the widespread use of fossil fuels, slaves were one of the main sources of energy (if […]
Kentucky fan tries selling wife for Final Four tickets
http://twitter.com/#!/WHAS11/status/185024305992695808 This is not a joke. A Kentucky basketball fan apparently wants to see the Wildcats perform in the Final Four very passionately. He posted an ad on Craigslist offering to trade his wife for $500 to purchase the tickets. From WHAS: He acknowledged what he did was bad but says he’s part of the […]
Prosecutor to announce Zimmerman charges; Twitter vigilantes gloat over ‘dead man walking’
http://twitter.com/#!/muthaphuckinjon/status/190079211623563264 With this afternoon’s news that George Zimmerman will likely be charged, many on Twitter predicted and/or celebrated the possibility that someone will physically harm Zimmerman while he is in prison: Zimmerman is gonna get killed in jail. — Chocolate Bull (@EyesDollarSigns) April 11, 2012 Zimmerman gon get his ass beat by da blacks in […]