http://twitter.com/#!/MelanieAnneB/status/180395662322577408

While we would never encourage anyone to stab another living thing, there are a lot of realistic scenarios where people would deserve to be harmed with a sharp object.

As crazy as it sounds, there was a twitter-wide discussion of those possible scenarios on Thursday and we selected the top 20!

#ReasonsYouGetStabbed using # on Facebook

— FOLLOW @matthew182_ (@itsmafu) March 15, 2012

#ReasonsYouGetStabbed calling me after I text you. 95% of the time I don't want to or can't talk on the phone.

— Tony Baker (@TonyBakercomedy) March 15, 2012

#ReasonsYouGetStabbed …. you're a "vampire". pic.twitter.com/tgVVsqW1

— Ron Weasley (@MrRonaldWeasley) March 15, 2012

#ReasonsYouGetStabbed.. taking a parking space that someone else had their blinker on for.

— Angela-Joy (@ajaybeeee) March 15, 2012

#reasonsyougetstabbed take the last piece of chicken and don't finish it

— Yve (@yvethepoet) March 15, 2012

#reasonsyougetstabbed burning a Justin Beber poster at a white suburban highschool

— Bo-Jingles Nephew (@OOoo_SAMMYdidIt) March 15, 2012

#ReasonsYouGetStabbed: You pissed off O.J. Simpson…

— WOW Facts Of Life (@WOWFactsOfLife) March 15, 2012

#ReasonsYouGetStabbed Trading someone to Cleveland

— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) March 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/iRespectFemales/status/180392362839773184

#reasonsyougetstabbed Thinking of reasons you get stabbed.

— Adrian Kilgannon (@AdrianZILLA) March 15, 2012

spilling my beer #reasonsyougetstabbed

— Wildboi91 (@Wildboi91) March 15, 2012

#reasonsyougetstabbed Telling minorities that they tweet too much.

— Garth Algar (@Mr_KyleOh) March 15, 2012

#reasonsyougetstabbed starting inappropriate Trending topics

— Barry (@Straubarry) March 15, 2012

#reasonsyougetstabbed being within a 3 mile radius of me when i'm on my period

— Sinead (@sineadosull) March 15, 2012

#ReasonsYouGetStabbed not dunking the Oreo in the milk

— Riah Read (@riahread) March 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/LauraBurnsSays/status/180408633673269249

#ReasonsYouGetStabbed – Well actually you wouldn't have that problem if you had a gun.

— Laura Black (@blackatyou) March 15, 2012

trying to be a vampire because of twilight, when everyone knows dracula is the badass #ReasonsYouGetStabbed

— Trill King Piff (@graemevanzyl) March 15, 2012

#ReasonsYouGetStabbed I'm lost in the woods for days, very hungry, and you are a deer.

— AARON W P (@Interslicemusic) March 15, 2012

“Not sharing this article with everyone you know” just missed the cut (pun intended), but it’s still deserving of the #ReasonsYouGetStabbed hashtag.

Think about it…

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/15/top-20-reasonsyougetstabbed/