Ace and friends compile list of #things which are fascist

http://twitter.com/#!/ThePantau/status/310225313848246272

Don’t let the Left’s fleeting love-fest with GOP Sen. Rand Paul fool you; if you’re a conservative, you’re still a fascist. At least the folks behind Activist 360 think you are, and they caught Ace of Spades’ attention with some, er, though-provoking tweets like these.

@sevenbowie Truth be said, today’s #GOP is a fascist party.

— activist360 (@activist360) March 6, 2013

#GOP Fascism Turning US Into Corporatist Plutocracy: Wealth Inequality Is MUCH Worse Than U Realize read.bi/10aAuux #p2 #ows #tcot

— activist360 (@activist360) March 6, 2013

Fascist #SCOTUS Justice Antonin “Mussolini In Robes” Scalia & The Quest To Return To The Days Of Jim Crow bit.ly/W2dhHa #p2 #tcot

— activist360 (@activist360) March 9, 2013

@saysshe2011 Today’s #GOP Is A Fascist Party Who Will Protect At All Cost Their Corporatist Plutocrat Sugar Daddies. #p2 #p2b #ows #tcot

— activist360 (@activist360) March 9, 2013

hey guys they just announced the winner of the Most Uses of the Word Fascist in a Single Tweet contest.This “activist” guy just won a car

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

@jackmcoldcuts it’s a 1999 Ford Fascist

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

Apparently there’s no limit to the number of times you can use the word “fascist” and still take yourself seriously, so Ace decided to kick off a hashtag to compile a list of other #thingswhicharefascist. Caution: fascism is everywhere.

#thingswhicharefascist short haircuts

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist math

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist not killing Americans with drones

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist One of the Amendments

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Bob Woodward

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist cis-gender normativism

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist subversive thoughtcrimes

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

Who else wants to get in on this?

#thingswhicharefascist money

— Miké (@ThePantau) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist women shooting rapists

— Gun Toting Buckeye (@ED_R_1976) March 9, 2013

#ThingsWhichAreFascist Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet

— ryuge (@0ryuge) March 9, 2013

@aceofspadeshq #thingswhicharefascist Oil

— Brent Cochran (@BrentCochran1) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist oxygen

— chemjeff (@chemjeff) March 9, 2013

@aceofspadeshq Soap. #thingswhicharefascist

— Gary Altman (@AltmanGary) March 9, 2013

Having to pay money for, like, rent and food and stuff.Like, that stuff should be free, right?#thingswhicharefascist

— Chris McKeever (@TheRealMcKeever) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist definitely turtles

— tyler stevens (@UnkleFabio) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist women’s secondary sexual characteristics but not their primary one which is Empowering You Guys

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

#ThingsWhichAreFascist Putting y’all back in chains

— ryuge (@0ryuge) March 9, 2013

@aceofspadeshq The Parental-Industrial Complex #thingswhicharefascist

— Eric Arsenal (@EricArsenal) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Justin Bieber.

— Sunny (@sunnyright) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascistTesticles, which are the Goebbles and Hess of the genital power structure.

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascistBirthers, but not Truthers, who ask some really good questions

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Wacky Birds

— KBDaBear (@kbdabear) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Elizabeth Hasselbeck

— Dying Language Poet (@jackmcoldcuts) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascistTHIS!!!! A thousand times THIS!!!!!!!!! twitter.com/CoolCzech1/sta…

— CoolCzech (@CoolCzech1) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist being mean you guys.

— Michael Tams (@michaeltams) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascistAttending the funerals of South American dictators.

— David MacGuire (@PDMacGuire) March 9, 2013

#ThingsWhichAreFascistObamaCare waivers. ObamaCare too.

— Mike (@mrjc1) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Chicken sandwiches produced by restaurants owned by Christians.

— Brian Rose (@drbtrose) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Big Gulps

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

#ThingsWhichAreFascist: Autotune

— The Obsidian Owl (@TheObsidianOwl) March 9, 2013

#thingswhicharefascistthat stores sell feminine napkins but they don’t sell fapkins for men

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2013

#ThingsWhichAreFascist McDonalds took too long with my sandwich.Pretty damn fascist of them!

— Art Kimes (Hacked!) (@ComradeArthur) March 9, 2013

I am, for pointing out that #thingswhicharefascist is ungrammatical.

— Sirius U. Geyes (@lheal) March 9, 2013

#ThingsWhichAreFascist Hashtags!

— bitmaelstrom (@bitmaelstrom) March 9, 2013

OK, we’re done here.

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