Adam Baldwin, others give ‘Islamaphobia’-crying ‘comedian’ a humor lesson!/keithrconrad/status/286649814421225473

Actor Adam Baldwin is a fierce happy warrior. He, and others, took moral relativism (and perpetual grievance-mongers) to task last night. An alleged comedian on Twitter had his unfunny briefs in a twist over the hilarious #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches hashtag, which started after it was reported that Al Gore’s floundering Current TV was to sold to Al-Jazeera.

With news report today that Al Jazeera on verge of buying Current TV, how long till peeps on right starting calling it a stealth “TV jihad”

— Dean Obeidallah (@Deanofcomedy) January 2, 2013

Check out the #Islamaphobes having fun with #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitchesAmazed that some of them can form sentences!

— Dean Obeidallah (@Deanofcomedy) January 2, 2013

Yuk, yuk, yuk! Wow, Bill Maher level humor! Also, spelling is hard: Islamaphobia? Dude, when attempting to shriek some sort of insult at people, at least get the term right. Then the alleged comedian bashed Dr. M. Zuhdi Jasser.

@waynesteratl @gaypatriot @drzuhdijasser No one in the American Muslim community supports him- he is a Fox News creation (seriously)

— Dean Obeidallah (@Deanofcomedy) January 3, 2013

@deanofcomedy @waynesteratl @gaypatriot @drzuhdijasserSure Plenty of Muslims support @drzuhdijasser… He also speaks on CNN. IDIOTDEAN!

— Mars4Sharia (@herself311) January 3, 2013

@deanofcomedy @drzuhdijasser @gaypatriot What’s next, an accusation of being an “Uncle Muhammad”?

— Wayne Austin (@WaynesterAtl) January 3, 2013

Dr. Jasser responds beautifully.

@deanofcomedy @waynesteratl @gaypatriot Dean better stick to comedy since he little respects hard facts! #DeanknowsALLMuslims (Not!)

— M. Zuhdi Jasser (@DrZuhdiJasser) January 3, 2013

@deanofcomedy @waynesteratl @gaypatriot If u haven’t read my work or my book I wouldn’t confuse your shtik with a serious convo ?!

— M. Zuhdi Jasser (@DrZuhdiJasser) January 3, 2013

@deanofcomedy @waynesteratl @gaypatriot u made a slanderous statement about my support base while then admitting anecdotal empty info

— M. Zuhdi Jasser (@DrZuhdiJasser) January 3, 2013

Then the fierce and awesome Adam Baldwin gives the “comedian” and his fellow travelers the business.

Hi @deanofcomedy: Why would U pervert the context of 1 Timothy 2:11? Are U anti-women-studying-scripture?~ @michdillard @tark31 @gaypatriot

— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013

.@deanofcomedy Paul wanted women 2study scripture. In 1st cen. women were forbidden. U find that wrongful? @michdillard @tark31 @gaypatriot

— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013

.@unnamedinsider None of the a**holes you’ve described are Christians. Where does Jesus teach that women should be stoned? ~ @deanofcomedy

— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013

@zookeeper_kevin Amen. But, ain’t chasing the wind entertaining sometimes?

— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013

@deanofcomedy Your “‘Islamophobe!’, he cried” is clumsy #ThoughtTerminatingCliché. Russell Peters is funny. U steal his jokes? ~ @muslimiq

— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013

@unnamedinsider You’re not conflating scripture with government, RU? ~ @ynysdyn

— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013

@muslimiq Accepted. Thank you, sir. Respect. Seeking clarity. Your comedy pal is a closed-minded & clumsy fellow.

— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013

The “comedian’s” pitiful response?

@adamsbaldwin Thanks I loved you when u were still an actor. Cant say the same now with ur smugness. Do u think Jesus would approve?

— Dean Obeidallah (@Deanofcomedy) January 3, 2013

@adamsbaldwin I have to go do stand up now – remember when u were a working actor? I still am comedian so u probably recall those days

— Dean Obeidallah (@Deanofcomedy) January 3, 2013

Oh, sweetie. Now you are just sad.

Other happy warriors then join in to provide another Teachable Moment ™: How to actually be funny.


— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) January 2, 2013

See @deanofcomedy at Catch a Rising Qassam. Second show EXACTLY as funny as the first.

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) January 3, 2013

And this guy knows “not too funny” RT @deanofcomedy: @nathanwurtzel Not too funny – try again

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) January 3, 2013

Yeah, we should be “edgy” and mock Christians & Republicans like every unfunny hack in the biz #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches @deanofcomedy

— Kevin Eric Snell (@KevEnoch) January 2, 2013

Of course! Such things are total knee-slappers!

@gaypatriot @keder @deanofcomedy Is he from a town called Comedy or is self-awareness officially dead?

— Landon(@OrwellForce) January 3, 2013

@gabrielmalor open-minded liberals! @deanofcomedy

— Kevin Eder (@keder) January 2, 2013

1) @exjon Funniest about @deanofcomedy is his portrayal of Islam as benign while tossing “Islamophobia” slurs at people who know better.

— Pie Guevara (@PieGuevara) January 3, 2013

@deanofcomedy I don’t want to say that joke bombed, but see those 72 virgins over there?

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) January 3, 2013

That’s a win right there.

And then Ace of Spades gives an epic drubbing, as only he can. With the added bonus of a hilarious new Twitter bio.


man @deanofcomedy has really chosen a completely accurate nom de Twitter

— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 2, 2013

I’m working on an Axiom that anyone who has to tell you how witty or funny he is in his handle or his bio, isn’t

— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 2, 2013

@nathanwurtzel I might change mine to MonsieurChucklebottom

— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013

@deanofcomedy which children’s birthday party can I see you at?

— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013

@deanofcomedy I just might. I have a friend who does bookings for unfunny children’s party clowns.

— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013

@deanofcomedy if you do balloon animals they have to be unfunny animals, like diseased animals maybe. You’ll work it out I’m sure.

— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013

@deanofcomedy These jokes convince me I’ve found my huckleberry.

— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013

@deanofcomedy hey hey hey– you’ve got the job already!Save this good stuff for the stage!

— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013

You’re more than the @deanofcomedy .I think you might be the King of Comedy.

— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013


And this Twitter user brings it all home.

Last Comic Stoning, hosted by @deanofcomedy#CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitchescc: @waynesteratl @gaypatriot

— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) January 3, 2013

Heh. Keep the Teachable Moments ™ coming Twitter!

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