http://twitter.com/#!/daldridgetnt/status/198068063399198721

Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh’s wife, Adrienne, gave birth to the couple’s first child on Thursday.

That’s the boring part.

The fun part comes with all of the jokes about what the offspring of a man consistently linked to velociraptors via internet memes might look like. These, in addition to all of the other Bosh jokes that help us get through the week, make today a Thursday to cherish.

Come on, just look at that footprint. Something doesn’t add up.

You think Chris Bosh will be checking on his eggs at half time to make sure they didn't hatch? #DinoDad

— opie radio (@OpieRadio) May 1, 2012

Chris Bosh having a baby means one thing: For once, he wasn't soft. #BaaDumTss

— Cash-us Clay (@MF_BLIN) May 3, 2012

Chris Bosh had a kid! Lol. Little dinosaurs roaming the earth

— Stephen Roberson ™ (@StevieSteve_O) May 3, 2012

Chris bosh is trending I guess jurassic park is on tv #helookslikearaptor

— Billy Berotti (@BigBillBerotti7) May 3, 2012

Congrats to Chris Bosh, who had a little baby velociraptor today #sorrynotsorry

— Alissa Bambarger (@Abam16) May 3, 2012

I see Chris Bosh has a new fan today, by default of course.

— James Toscano (@Jimmy_Toscano) May 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/KEV_O_WINS/status/198102143704645633

Chris Bosh just had a son, I feel sorry for that kid already.

— Sean Harris (@YSFSean) May 3, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/03/bosh-has-baby-plans-to-open-prehistoric-amusement-park/