Libs support Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day because Christians might choke
http://twitter.com/#!/KarlWarden/status/230702248882225152
As Twitchy reported earlier, Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day has been a huge success. Supporters of free speech, tasty chicken and religious freedom are turning out in droves.
Even as many progressive tolerance tyrants cling bitterly to their failed Chick-fil-A boycott, some are actually encouraging conservatives to “eat mor chikin” … on the off-chance it might kill them.
Some loving, tolerant liberals hope they won’t have to wait long for the waffle fries and chicken to kill off Chick-fil-A supporters.
https://twitter.com/Molly_Kats/status/230720002150526976
If you go eat at a Chick fil A today, I hope you choke to death on that LGBT hating chicken. #chickfilA
— s a m (@smanthajayne) August 1, 2012
https://twitter.com/HarveyMilkshake/status/230724628811747328
Hope the #RWNJ #christian #conservative fat-ass bigots choke on their @chickfila today. #tcot #TPOT #ASSHOLEHUCKABEE #CTL #P2 #gop #GOPFAIL
— Rick has a martini (@RickHasAMartini) August 1, 2012
https://twitter.com/_MarkRDobbins/status/230666886088626178
oh please please let there be a news story about some bible thumper having a heart attack and dying in a chick-fil-a today fingers crossed
— aleashuhh (@aleashuhh) August 1, 2012
Aw, this one’s a real sweetheart. He doesn’t want Chick-fil-A patrons to die … as long as they suffer. A lot.
If you eat at Chick-Fil-A today, I hope you choke on it. I don't want you to die, but I want you to choke. A lot.
— Rich Brony Quan (@blunted215) August 1, 2012
Others, like “Daily Show” co-creator Lizz Winstead, are more patient. They’re willing to wait for heart disease (or fatal diarrhea) to take out the “bigots,” aka freedom-loving chicken-eaters.
Yes, go eat at Chick-Fil-A. Clearly you need to create more clogs in passageways to your already hardened heart.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) August 1, 2012
https://twitter.com/oh_soleil/statuses/230706036800114688
https://twitter.com/drisawesome/status/230709568907386880
Lets all go to Chick fil a today, lynch a fag or two, then hopefully all suffer major heart attacks and die #tolerance
— Tyler Keeley (@tylermkeeley) August 1, 2012
No need apologize for eating at Chick-Fil-A today. You'll be sorry when youre dead from all of the delicious deep-fried bigotry you've eaten
— Debbie Lovato (@heyboypedro) August 1, 2012
https://twitter.com/johnatkinsxx/status/230702733471125505
https://twitter.com/SorcererLance/status/230712397768294400
https://twitter.com/JohnTMickevich/status/230701572915617796
At least we can take comfort in the fact that all the homophobes stuffing their face with Chick fil a will be dead sooner than later.
— Mike P. (@OhGeeMikeP) August 1, 2012
The more I think about all the #bigots at #chickfila today, the more I like it. Please eat it hourly until you have a fucking heart attack.
— Jerad Mallett (@Doinsublime) August 1, 2012
So in 5 years all these hateful, bigoted slobs chowing on Chick-Fil-A today die from an excruciating heart attack? Where's the downside?
— Micheal Stinson (@Symbolman) August 1, 2012
So the GOP is combating gay marriage by raising their cholesterol & increasing their risk of heart attack? Knock yourself out, Huckabee.
— Shawn Simmons (@Shawn_Simmons_) August 1, 2012
This Chick-fil-a Appreciation Day might work after all. Give the bigoted Christians a heart attack for lunch and let love live! #ChickfilA
— Chelsea Duke (@chelseaduke) August 1, 2012
That’s an awful lot of hate from people who claim all they want is to “let love live.”
Keep it up, tolerance bullies. Keep wishing “Bible thumpers” would choke to death on their peach shakes and Chick-n-Strips and see how much that does for your cause.
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Update: it looks like at least one person just wasn’t patient enough for heart disease to do its work and instead called in a bomb threat to a Chick-fil-A in Martinsburg, W. Va.
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