http://twitter.com/#!/BruceCarrollSC/status/317098053859430400

It’s bad enough that Ashley Judd has decided not to run for Senate, and now Bruce Carroll, the tweeter formerly known as @GayPatriot, has announced, as scheduled, that he will not challenge GOP squish Lindsey Graham in 2014. Disappointed followers are taking the news with a dash of humor.

I congratulate my friend @brucecarrollsc on his brilliant Senate run head-fake as he prepares his presidential bid for 2016.

— SFK (@stephenkruiser) March 28, 2013

Tonight was 1st time I ever spoke with @brucecarrollsc. Hell of a nice guy. A shame that politics discourages such people from participating

— DrewM (@DrewMTips) March 28, 2013

Whatever y’all. I think @brucecarrollsc is a slacker. Man up. 😉

— Tabitha Hale (@TabithaHale) March 28, 2013

Damn. I just realized we have to return all that Chick-Fil-A we ordered for the @brucecarrollsc campaign launch event….

— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) March 28, 2013

@brucecarrollsc I’m going to call you “Senator” anyway. I dare you to do something about it. #TeamBruce

— Savannah (@thesavvy) March 28, 2013

I heard @brucecarrollsc and Ashley Judd decided not to run due to fear of their secret love affair being exposed. A unicorn is my source.

— Aaron Gardner (@Aaron_RS) March 28, 2013

@brucecarrollsc Your consideration and decision are respected. I will now return the original prints and negatives.

— Hugo Hackenbush(@MangyLover) March 28, 2013

Too bad that @brucecarrollsc decided not to run for Senate. If he ever wants to come to Alabama, I’d be proud to vote for him.

— Kat (@DogwoodtiredKat) March 28, 2013

🙁 MT @brucecarrollsc: I have decided not to run for #SCsen in 2014.

— AG (@AG_Conservative) March 28, 2013

There must be at least one other “consistent constitutional conservative” in South Carolina, right? In the meantime, don’t get too comfortable, John McCain.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/03/27/bruce-carroll-pulls-a-judd-will-not-challenge-lindsey-graham/