12 Weird Truths All Cat Owners Sadly (And Hilariously) Accept As Cold, Hard Fact
My cat can be so sweet and cuddly that my heart (and Instagram feed) overflows with all the snuggly love. But then a few moments later, without warning, I’m sporting a new scratch on my hands from petting him just one second too long. Sometimes it looks more like I live with Edward Scissorhands rather than a small, domesticated pet.
Not so sweet dreams.
Apathetic death traps.
It’s not an unfair question…
At least something calms them down.
At least he has a reason.
They were Jack*ss way before Johnny Knoxville.
We all need something to live for.
At least cat owners aren’t alone in our pain. You can find more hysterically honest comics over on Catsass‘ website.
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