Are you ready for Jose Canseco’s global warming pop quiz? (UPDATED: Now, the test)

March 11, 2015

http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/184874859610898433

Study up!

UPDATE: The test is in. Ready pencils!

how do we stop global warming

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012

Aaaaaaand time!

How did you do? Check your answer against the quizmaster himself.

clowns if you dont stop your mass consumption we will have no polar bears soon need to recycle or else no more bears

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012

reduce reuse recycle morons class in session i complete you of to practice for my playboy celebrity golf tournament

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012

1 more stop global warming tip .turn your home heat all off at nite .saves $ an energy and lowers your body temp so u will live 20% longer

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012

flanel pajamas morons share body heat like the pioneers did even in snow

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012

hole families used to sleep in one big bed and produce no waste how did we go from their to killing polar bears in 100 years

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012

al gore was a head of his time .i miss him rest in peace buddy hug for u

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012

Does Al Gore know he’s dead? Does he know he’s no more than a head?

sorry al you need to make some more noise .Keep fighting for us i believe in your and i am with you

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012

And there you have it, clowns. Reduce, reuse, recycle, share a bed, play in a Playboy celebrity golf tournament. It’s all so simple.

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