21 Dick Moves Every Original “Animal Crossing” Player Made
Anything for more bells.
1. Created an account with a strange name.
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Other definitely valid player names: “Kanye W.” and “Oprah W.”
2. Shook trees for bells, even though you could get stung by a bee.
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3. Fast forwarded the clock to holidays, also for more bells.
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THANKS, MOM <3
4. Did literally anything you could to piss off Tom Nook.
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6. Wrote inappropriate notes to other animals.
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8. Put up with shit like this just so you could ask animals for gifts or jobs.
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Well, you’re an asshole. Give me things.
9. Walked into the museum when you didn’t need anything, just because you wanted to wake this guy up.
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10. Screamed, “NO!” whenever Rover asked to sit by you.
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I hate you, Rover.
11. Hoarded too many things from Lost and Found.
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“Uhhh, yes. This is all mine.”
12. And then ran away from Booker inside, just because he’d run after you.
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~Fuck the police~
13. Antagonized other animals just so they’d react weirdly to you.
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14. And tried to push other animals when they stood close to the water.
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Stop. Smiling. And. Dancing.
15. Hunted down K.K. Slider when he graced your town with his presence.
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A guitar player with great eyebrows? Sign me up.
17. Slammed your shovel against everything because you felt like it.
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ROCKS! *BANG* BUILDINGS! *BANG* FENCES! *BANG*
18. Went to other towns JUST so you could bring things back to sell.
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19. Stared at animals while they slept.
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Just practicing for real life.
20. Sat in strangers’ homes as if you weren’t being weird at all.
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*Turns head slowly* I’ve been waiting for you, Marcy the Kangaroo.
21. And caught other living creatures to SELL THEM AT THE LOCAL STORE.
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Anything for more bells.
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