Citizens help hot mess of scared Obama come up with more Ryan ‘FACTS’
http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/235016510597386241
As Twitchy reported yesterday, President Obama’s Twitter feed became a hot mess of scared upon the announcement that Paul Ryan was chosen as Mitt Romney’s running mate. Yesterday, Twitter users kindly responded to the president’s oh-so-scared tweets with actual facts, as opposed to Obama’s terrified ramblings.
Today, because they are givers, they are helping out further by tweeting their own “FACTS.” Some illustrate the absurdity of President Obama’s frantic screeching, and others offer real truth to power.
The extraordinary David Burge gets the hilarious ball rolling.
RT @BarackObama FACT: Paul Ryan doesn't understand math, and will slash twelvety gronzillion dollars for anti-murder programs for seniors.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 13, 2012
RT @BarackObama FACT: after killing our seniors, Paul Ryan will stack them up to make a border fence with Mexico – by himself.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 13, 2012
RT @BarackObama FACT: Paul Ryan attended Miami of Ohio in the '90s, when Miami was a notorious center of Central American drug traffic.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 13, 2012
RT @BarackObama FACT: Ryan's widow's peak is called a "widow's peak' because he has used it to kill over 8 billion widows – today alone.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 13, 2012
Others soon join in.
Sorry, I meant RT @BarackObama FACT: Paul Ryan worships the Barbarian God of Indifference, Crom.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) August 13, 2012
RT @BarackObama FACT: Paul Ryan is friends with Scott Walker. They were both made in the Koch Brothers Secret Lab.
— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) August 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/kenjoslin/status/235034700501102592
RT @BarackObama FACT: My campaign is about blame and not taking resposibility, but my supporters are too dumb to notice.
— Brian Sullivan (@AntiqueSully) August 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/kenjoslin/status/235036030699438080
FACT: you had an all time high in unemployment RT @BarackObama: FACT: Paul Ryan would ban all abortions, even in cases of rape or incest.
— Mikey Stylez ✌️ (@TheMikeyStylez) August 13, 2012
RT @BarackObama FACT: @PaulRyanVP is a stand up guy. But I'm not, so I'll refuse to admit BluffPo "acted stupidly" w/ #RyanPhotoCaptions”
— robert (@ProgressiveAle) August 13, 2012
RT @BarackObama: FACT: There is no Paul Ryan, there is only Zuul.
— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) August 13, 2012
RT @BarackObama FACT: I'm more frightened of Paul Ryan than I am of Mitt Romney. Barack is getting upset!
— Jason M. Kates (@JasonMKates) August 13, 2012
Bingo. His fear is palpable.
RT @BarackObama FACT:Paul Ryan nourishes his luxuriant hair with the pulp of crushed puppies, unlike the President who eats them first #tcot
— David Jack Smith (@davidjacksmith) August 13, 2012
FACT: You’ve got nothing, President Obama … except for abject failure, of course. No wonder you are terrified.
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