Still obsessing over Dish-gate, humor-challenged libs knock Paul Ryan’s charitable work
http://twitter.com/#!/jesseltaylor/status/257960604034285568
As Twitchy reported earlier, Paul Ryan’s trip to an Ohio soup kitchen has the Left foaming at the mouth. Pearl-clutching liberals, with the aid of the dutiful lapdog media, are trying to figure out whether Ryan and his family washed dishes that were actually dirty. As the crusty-colander nontroversy rages on, a group of liberals who fancy themselves hilarious have taken to Twitter to mock Ryan’s charitable intentions. With the #PaulRyancharitywork hashtag, these clowns suggest that the only kind of charity that interests Paul Ryan is the worthless and/or callous kind:
Raking all the leaves in April. #PaulRyancharitywork
— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) October 15, 2012
Helping OJ find the real killer #PaulRyanCharityWork #90sJoke #DoesNotWorkCuzIAmPrettySureHeIsRacist
— Froond n’ Gloom (@froonding_loom) October 15, 2012
Dusting the Clean Room. #PaulRyancharitywork
— Dr. Squid (@DrSquidgeek) October 15, 2012
Cleaning the unsightly graffitti from the walls of the inside of a modern art gallery. #PaulRyanCharityWork
— DoctoberPuppykicker (@DrPuppykicker) October 15, 2012
Reads “Atlas Shrugged” to school children, even though they’re lazy takers who can’t support themselves financially#PaulRyanCharityWork
— James C (@JCBadger34) October 15, 2012
Buys a pack of underwear that includes one pink pair, for breast cancer you guys. #PaulRyanCharityWork
— Brian Dearest (@heythisisbrian) October 15, 2012
volunteers to teach abstinence only sex ed as long as he can refer to a Human embryo as a legume. #PaulRyancharitywork
— pnuts mama (@pnuts_mama) October 15, 2012
Classy. So, so classy.
Euthanizing dogs at a no-kill shelter. #PaulRyancharitywork
— keptsimple (@kept_simple) October 15, 2012
Assisting prep school boys in the popping of tough-to-pop collars. #PaulRyanCharityWork
— JasonHitchcock (@JasonHitchcock) October 15, 2012
Wiping down brand new DVDs from the box #PaulRyancharitywork
— Dr. Squid (@DrSquidgeek) October 15, 2012
Places shiny new chains and locks on the Triangle Shirt Factory doors for worker safety #PaulRyanCharityWork #healsoownsatimemachine
— Beware of Sleestak (@Sleestak) October 15, 2012
What about the poor and the disabled?
Pushes folks in electric wheelchairs across intersections. #PaulRyancharitywork
— pnuts mama (@pnuts_mama) October 15, 2012
Gave a homeless man the second half of his third Red Bull #PaulRyanCharityWork
— JasonHitchcock (@JasonHitchcock) October 15, 2012
Slashing the tires on city buses so the poor are finally motivated to buy cars#PaulRyanCharityWork
— Karla PacheBOO (@THEKarlaPacheco) October 15, 2012
reading stories to deaf children. #PaulRyancharitywork
— pnuts mama (@pnuts_mama) October 15, 2012
throws bootstraps at homeless people.#PaulRyanCharityWork
— JasonHitchcock (@JasonHitchcock) October 15, 2012
Conserving vital fucks by not giving one about the poor and suffering. #PaulRyanCharityWork
— DoctoberPuppykicker (@DrPuppykicker) October 15, 2012
See, Paul Ryan actually hates them. Get it?
Ooo, don’t forget the lady parts!
Personally funding shrink-ray technology so he can guard your uterus from the inside too! #PaulRyanCharityWork
— Karla PacheBOO (@THEKarlaPacheco) October 15, 2012
No matter how full his schedule, always makes time to mansplain to needy women #PaulRyanCharityWork
— Karla PacheBOO (@THEKarlaPacheco) October 15, 2012
And, of course, no leftist foray into comedy is complete without a bit of race-baiting:
Tirelessly advocating social justice for white men. #PaulRyanCharityWork
— DoctoberPuppykicker (@DrPuppykicker) October 15, 2012
Boy, that sure is some funny stuff, huh?
#PaulRyanCharityWork Start the countdown to conservatives coming into this hashtag and actually making arguments for his real charity work.
— JasonHitchcock (@JasonHitchcock) October 15, 2012
Well, lefties are in dire need of a reality check. And we do love a good hashtag hijacking …
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