Someone’s private sector is doing fine: Conservative pick-up lines
http://twitter.com/#!/kjon/status/211864665234485248
What Sunday afternoon is complete without a hilarious hashtag game? Today, conservatives on Twitter cleverly showed why and how they always make us giggle madly. They also reveal conservatives to be anything but the fuddy-duddy, stick-in-the-muds portrayed by the media.
Today’s hashtag gave new meaning to the phrase “drill, baby, drill.” Feast your flirty eyes on #conservativepickuplines.
#conservativepickuplines Your private sector or mine?
— Matt (@mdrache) June 10, 2012
I believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of you. #conservativepickuplines #tcot
— Isaac Schultz (@ImSchultz) June 10, 2012
That actually is a gun in my pocket. But I'm also happy to see you. #ConservativePickUpLines
— Stevie J. West (@StevieJWest) June 10, 2012
#ConservativePickUpLines Baby, we don't need to #Occupy anything because you already occupy my mind.
— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) June 10, 2012
Hey baby, why don't we play American Revolution? You be the British & I'll dominate you like Gen. Washington's army #ConservativePickUpLines
— Katie Johnson (@kjon) June 10, 2012
Did you say good bye to Ronald Reagan, before you fell from heaven? #conservativepickuplines
— David F'n Mcnabb (@DavidMcnabb1) June 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/michaelrjoyce/status/211909358240534528
Would you like to see my Laffer Curve #conservativepickuplines
— Brent (@brento76) June 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/emily_bickel94/status/211899532538167297
Baby, I'd rather spend my income taxes on you! #ConservativePickupLines
— Edward Peichel (@EdwardPeichel) June 10, 2012
Swoon! Shoes, please!
ahaha! That one's cute. RT@ColdHartPatriot #ConservativePickUpLines You have an entitlement to my heart.
— Katie Johnson (@kjon) June 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/SamuelAYoung/status/211889100037423105
https://twitter.com/LaJollaPrincess/status/211889927498104834
#ConservativePickUpLines how about lunch at 11:00 that way I don't miss Rush at noon.
— Michael Heuerman (@mickheuerman) June 10, 2012
And win.
Baby, you raise me up higher than Obama’s unemployment numbers. #ConservativePickUpLines
— Gregoré (@greg_zemaitis) June 10, 2012
Trending achieved!
#conservativepickuplines is trending and they are hilarious, if only I could think up one..
— Troy Allen (@allentr09) June 10, 2012
Will it trend all night long? We have faith in the stamina of conservative Twitter users!
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/10/someones-private-sector-is-doing-fine-conservative-pick-up-lines/