http://twitter.com/#!/HotFreakingMess/status/254793258121699328

Actress Mila Kunis became a trending topic on Twitter today as news broke that Esquire magazine had named the 29-year-old the “sexiest woman alive” (for this year, at least). As excerpts from the accompanying interview hit the web, though, Kunis’ sexiness quotient dropped with conservatives. Why? The GOP’s war on women, dummy. Oh, and too much Jesus.

“The way that Republicans attack women is so offensive to me,” Kunis exclaims. “And the way they talk about religion is offensive. I may not be a practicing Jew, but why we gotta talk about Jesus all the time? And it’s baffling to me how a poor person in Georgia can say, ‘I’m a Republican.’ Why?”

Once over the shock of learning that a Hollywood actress was actually a liberal, conservatives offered their own rebuttal to Kunis’ deep thoughts.

https://twitter.com/carohleenuhh/status/254704879740788736

https://twitter.com/RikkiWilliamsXO/status/254705450732371968

Beauty IS only skin deep-vapidness of #milakunis> 'Sexiest Woman' Turns Ugly: Mila Kunis Slams Christians, Republicans http://t.co/meZ2Ew6E

— Jim Madsen (@madsenjim) October 8, 2012

Wondering if @MilaKunis thinks that her native Ukraine does it better… dummy – Kunis Slams Christians, Repubs http://t.co/SfMeGxEO

— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) October 8, 2012

BREAKING: Mila Kunis has beauty and NO brains. http://t.co/XwVHUckK via @BreitbartNews

— Savannah the Bossy (@thesavvy) October 8, 2012

"The way that Republicans attack women is so offensive to me," Kunis exclaims. http://t.co/a5mtAhVf Got an example? That's what I thought.

— #WarOnLeftists (@corrcomm) October 8, 2012

She sure wasn't voted smartest woman alive. http://t.co/pJaCrJC8

— Obama Agenda (@ObamaAgenda) October 8, 2012

The idea that women can even consider being Republicans has been a shock to stars like Eva Longoria and Nancy Sinatra, but GOP women are happy to let Hollywood know they exist, and that they don’t rely on their lady parts to do their thinking for them.

Mila Kunis Slams Christians, Republicans. Oh Mila, GOP women are feminists too but care about larger issues, empowerment thru self-reliance.

— DaughterOfTheRepub (@PithyPolitico) October 8, 2012

Dear Esquire — it might be time to revisit your definition of “sexy.”

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/08/sexiest-woman-mila-kunis-baffled-by-existence-of-poor-republicans/