Libs say Romney will ban tampons; threaten to kill him, ‘bleed on his face’
http://twitter.com/#!/LexiJohnson295/status/256065449190629376
Lefties’ fantasies about Mitt Romney’s “War on Women” have gotten a whole lot bloodier.
Evidently Romney is no longer content to meddle with their precious lady parts. Now he’s coming for their Tampax.
romney wants to stop sellin tampons bc its “unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object in her body to stop the menstrual flow” #WTF
— Kyla (@kylacharlotte) October 6, 2012
Dear Romney, if you’re getting rid of tampons because foreign object shouldn’t be in a vagina start chopping off dicks.
— Olivia Agosti (@_LMFAOlivia) October 9, 2012
Hey Romney why don’t you sit in your own blood and filth for a few hours and tell me why tampons should be illegal
— K. Furey (@hoodassnigguh) October 4, 2012
Romney wants to ban the sales of tampons…I hope your wife bleeds all over you while spooning #dumbass
— mckenzie caso (@kenzzeerr) October 9, 2012
Romney wants to outlaw tampons? He must really hate the wimmenz!
Or not.
Once again, the liberal brain trust has bought into an absurd hoax. This one appears to have started with a satire article published months ago at the Free Wood Post. The site is headed with the tag line “news that’s almost reliable” and has a satire disclaimer right up at the top. But for many GOP haters, this quote was too good to check.
It is unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object into her body for the sake of stopping the menstrual flow. I, as well as several others seek to eliminate the sales of such objects. Women should let nature take care of itself the way that our Almighty Creator intended. To try to manipulate and control such an occurrence goes against God’s plan for women.
Of course, that quote was attributed to Rep. Darrell Issa in the Free Wood Post’s satire piece. But like satire, reading is hard.
@iamsamwow nvmnot romney, source wasn’t credited correctly..Rep. Darrell Issa wants to ban tampons freewoodpost.com/2012/02/29/new…
— Hadar Baron (@HadarMusic) October 7, 2012
Sure, people could research a bizarre story like this with a little-known site called “Google.” But then how would they breathlessly tweet their outrage and violent intentions?
https://twitter.com/lalasl4nd/status/255413436916301824
https://twitter.com/abigailryaaan/status/254789267983831040
https://twitter.com/theashleycard/status/254655258788257792
so, Romney says he will prohibit tampons, someone please shoot the guy.
— Lullaby (@UprisingPanem) October 6, 2012
https://twitter.com/jfcniallhoran/status/255874979948789762
https://twitter.com/xeeeela/status/254794355133521920
If Romney bans tampons I’ll shove a whole box of tampons up his asshole and his dick (-: motherfucker
— Vic’s bald patch☹☹☹ (@carmenokwow) October 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/harrysanalbeads/status/255881605690822657
Haha mitt Romney wants to ban Tampons?! K he better reconsider before I stick one down his asshole 🙂
— Andrea † (@Milesforhoran) October 10, 2012
If Romney stops the sales of tampons I will shove 10 up his ass.
— Emmy (@Em_N_Mxoxo) October 9, 2012
We should shove some tampons up Mitt Romney’s ass who’s with me
— pizza hut’s bff (@acciojanice) October 6, 2012
Proving that not every woman lives up to the “lady” portion of “lady parts,” many Romney haters tweeted their plans to menstruate on Romney’s face or in his mouth after he carries out his War on Tampons.
Romney wants to ban the sales of tampons…I hope your wife bleeds all over you while spooning #dumbass
— mckenzie caso (@kenzzeerr) October 9, 2012
If Romney is elected… And bans tampons… I’m sticking a bloody pad to his face.
— MacNeil, J. (@JustJannaM) October 10, 2012
if romney bans tampons i will menstruate on his face
— okay (@harrytwerkin) October 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/AHOYenita/status/255466658527866880
if romney bans tampons im gonna use his mouth to soak up my period blood
— ~*ms cory baxter*~ (@HarrysRack) October 8, 2012
“Romney to ban the sales of tampons bc its considered unnatural” mitt u ok u want me to bleed all over ur face would u like dat @mittromney
— da reel sasha fierce (@harryisuok) October 8, 2012
Romney wants to get rid of pads and tampons? ……..k then i’ll just use his face.
— Kαtlyn † (@katlynsykes) October 8, 2012
is romney really wanting to ban tampons um let me bleed on ur face then
— andrea aka princess~ (@ZaynsCigarrette) October 10, 2012
Does Romney really wanna ban tampons where the hell else am I supposed to bleed then pads don’t cut it I guess I’ll bleed on his face.
— Harry’s Cat(; (@PaulsMyBff) October 9, 2012
Romney wants to get rid of tampons… Lol Romney I’ll bleed on your face you fag.
— Miranda Tomko✌ (@itsjustTomko__) October 9, 2012
if Romney gets elected and gets rid of tampons i’ll bleed on his ugly ass face.
— HANNAHBANANA (@hannahblandd) October 8, 2012
Mitt Romney: “Tampons are the devil.” okay, well I’ll just bleed on your face.
— Emzy (@_emuhlion) October 8, 2012
Romney wants to take away tampons? okay bitch, i will bleed on your face. #notjoking
— Rhiannon Cree (@RhiiiiCreeee) October 7, 2012
Does Romney seriously want to ban tampons? Okay let me bleed all over your face for a week and see if your mindset changes about that one.
— Alyssa Morrissette (@infinitealyssa) October 6, 2012
@romione69 BLEED ON EVERYTHING THEY LOVE *squats on mitt Romney’s mouth* I BET THAT TURNS THE BASTARD ON
— bbc aka life ruiner (@Dracos_bitch) October 6, 2012
All class, these dames. All class.
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