John Kerry’s ‘Kyrzakhstan’ country invention inspires gaffe-tastic mockery
http://twitter.com/#!/TheMorningSpew/status/306072765658693632
Zing! As Twitchy reported, Secretary of Dunce John Kerry invented a new country.
I hope Kyrzakhstan has a port city where one can dock one’s yacht tax-free. #JohnKerryNewCountries
— jdonels (@jdonels) February 25, 2013
Where are the media cries of “what about your gaffes?”
Media’s Reaction: Silence. Taking a sip of water is so much worse. –>Kerry’s First Gaffe: ‘Kyrzakhstan’? nationalreview.com/corner/341461/…
— Elizabeth Vale (@PoliticalGOPMom) February 25, 2013
Yes. Taking a sip of water is cause for replaying 155 times. In one day.
Plus, but … but … Palin!
When Sarah Palin makes a typo on Twitter, she’s referred to as being dumb. When John Kerry, SecofState invents a new country, what happens?
— Ubong Kingsley-Udoh (@ubongudoh) February 25, 2013
@libertaslogos Will not hear a word about Kerry not knowing names of countries but 5 yrs later still after Sarah Palin
— ♥ Bettye ♥ (@BettyeBear) February 25, 2013
When Palin makes a typo on Twitter, lib journos go nuclear. When Obama’s SecofState invents a country…hello? twitchy.com/2013/02/25/wha…
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 25, 2013
No worries! Twitter users are at the ready to, once again, do the job that the media won’t do. Bonus? They do it with humor, too. Enter #JohnKerryNewCountries.
#JohnKerryNewCountriesI’mArichOldWhiteGuyWhoMarriedIntoMoneyicstan
— Crispin Armon Gipson (@critterman76) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries Koolaidia
— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries Lurchistan
— Bunker91 (@TheRealBunker91) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries Russia-USSR
— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountriesGenghis Khanistan
— Jenn (@StenoJenny) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries Flip-Floppia
— Bunker91 (@TheRealBunker91) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries The Isle of Moormayacht
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries StillsmarterthanHagelstan
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountriesHeinzmania
— Joe Friday (@justhefax_mam) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountriesCraptasticstan
— Riddle Me This…. (@EgoAenigma) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountriesThe Sequester Islands
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountriesWindsurfia
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries Equine-istan
— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) February 25, 2013
#JohnKerryNewCountries Payman Islands.
— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) February 25, 2013
And an early win with bonus hashtag?
#JohnKerryNewCountries Rhode Island… oops, my mistake, that’s a #JohnKerryTaxDodge
— Krebs v Carnot (@Noah_Whining) February 25, 2013
More, please!
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