Walk in good little lockstep, gays, says Dan Savage

http://twitter.com/#!/fakedansavage/status/200316874616082432 If you know what’s good for you and all. Otherwise, you are “pansy asses” and probably some of those “barbarians” in North Carolina who let the “bullshitty” bible dictate things. Dan Savage also claimed the other day that gay people totally know that Obama really does heart them, but he has to play politics […]

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Surprise! Amanda Marcotte doesn’t like Twitchy

http://twitter.com/#!/AmandaMarcotte/status/318339409747525633 @bpicampus Compare/contrast the tone of liberals on Storify and what’s run on Twitchy, for instance. Twitchy has an “enemies list” feel. — Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) March 31, 2013 @bpicampus It’s not. Some reactionaries use it, too, and their feeds read more like Twitchy. That’s why I specified progressives. — Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) March 31, […]

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Bow chicka bow wow? #BadPornTitles

http://twitter.com/#!/rnarvaez13/status/217334324515713024 Well, this is one way to chase away the Monday blues, we guess. #BadPornTitles is trending on Twitter this afternoon. And, boy, are they bad! Submitted without further comment: https://twitter.com/marlespo/status/217320352370536448 https://twitter.com/LuckyStubbs/status/217298749884608512 Earthworms are Easy. #BadPornTitles — Travis I Sivart (@TravisISivart) June 25, 2012 How Green Is My Valley #BadPornTitles — Rob (@parnell44) June 25, […]

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I Guarantee You’ve Never Seen A Wedding Like This. It’s Fantastic.

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It’s common knowledge that most weddings don’t involve elephants carrying the bridal party across the beautiful plains of Africa, but then again, this wasn’t like any other wedding we have seen before. When this American married a Zimbabwean, they went all-out for the African wedding held in Zimbabwe. And I’m totally jealous (seriously, there are […]

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Whoa: Jake Tapper trots out IKEA meatball puns

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/306145595381387264 The jokes were flying earlier today when news broke that horse meat had been found in IKEA meatballs, but we thought it might be nice to hear a professional’s perspective. OK, so CNN’s Jake Tapper is a professional broadcaster, not a stand-up comic, but the kid’s got potential. some of you bridled at my […]

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Oh dear. Papal conclave convenes; Many keep eye on the ‘Sixteen’ Chapel

http://twitter.com/#!/AnisTabet23/status/311391666336571392 Hey, CNN’s Chris Cuomo inadvertently admitted that the media is “largely clueless” when it comes to the papal conclave. Alas, they aren’t alone. Am I the only person finding out that it’s called the Sistine Chapel and not the Sixteen Chapel? 😯 #dontjudgeme #PapalElections — Angelica Lea (@AngelicaLea) March 12, 2013 You have got […]

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‘Julia’ hits FreePAC Illinois … with a little help from Dana Loesch

http://twitter.com/#!/AmeliaHammy/status/261970057897324544 Hundreds of conservative happy warriors gathered at FreePAC Illinois yesterday for grassroots training and an evening rally. Well … conservative happy warriors and one faceless, voiceless composite woman named Julia. This frightened me. RT @fingersmalloy: Julia makes an appearance at #Freepac #tcot #tlotbit.ly/TIckEv — SmoosieQ (@SmoosieQ) October 26, 2012 Oh this #Julia thing at #FreePAC […]

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Whoops! Larry Sabato gets into trouble with Montana governor

http://twitter.com/#!/LarrySabato/status/243777112241229824 Sabato, political analyst and director of the University of Virginia’s Center for Politics, apparently let his excitement get the better of his etiquette today. He posed for a photo in front of the DNC stage and ticked off Governor Brian Schweitzer, who was rehearsing his DNC speech for this afternoon. Awww … great smile, […]

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