http://twitter.com/#!/carney/status/383228131395399680

Oh dear. Jonah Goldberg explains they are our enemies (except for dogs) and are up to no good at all.

http://twitter.com/#!/adamannapolis/status/383228786910572545
http://twitter.com/#!/JonahNRO/status/383229077567442944

Oh my gawd! The parrots are inside your house!

http://twitter.com/#!/andylancaster/status/383227152831094785

And “Seinfeld” imitates life. The Twitter users who sparked Jonah Goldberg’s warning? They are not alone.

http://twitter.com/#!/GabbiTavani/status/382909297698824192
http://twitter.com/#!/AndyMoore1975/status/382789954377891841

Cool? Or terrifying?

http://twitter.com/#!/419BillE/status/382610157970411522
http://twitter.com/#!/air_yell/status/382552265338269697
http://twitter.com/#!/georgiawatkins/status/382176544820846592
http://twitter.com/#!/MeeraDoctor/status/382139767129120768
http://twitter.com/#!/PhilsLionGirl/status/381800594954268672
http://twitter.com/#!/UzmaR13/status/381448807919386624
http://twitter.com/#!/xxSarahS/status/381180437026308096

Heed the warnings, humanity!

Deer are just as dastardly.

http://twitter.com/#!/thejessness84/status/382466508401967104
http://twitter.com/#!/_ThugMisses_xo/status/382323289239986177
http://twitter.com/#!/tacofro77/status/367412699627417600

Do not let the cute Bambi face fool you.

http://twitter.com/#!/kendrajaderossi/status/365541630817734658

http://twitter.com/#!/catiejeffers/status/364907602800410624

The first casualty in the #GreatAnimalWar?

http://twitter.com/#!/CarrierDylan/status/383035818106826752

Eight. Times. Is that what happened to Sen. Grassley? No wonder he just swiftly left the scene of his deer slaying. Or was it an accident? Perhaps he is a soldier for Team Humans.

Related:

Oh, deer: Sen. Grassley goes hunting — with his car

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/26/jonah-goldberg-warns-of-great-animal-war-when-pigeons-deer-attack-you-are-not-alone-pics/