25 Reasons You Should Never Visit The South
Just stay away.
1. Many people believe the South is some kind of beautiful place.
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Lake Jocassee, South Carolina
3. The South is the opposite of pretty.
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Starkville, Mississippi
4. It’s just a huge mess of thicket and brush.
Stone Mountain, Georgia
5. There is nothing but miles and miles of weeds, and huge swarths of undergrowth.
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Lexington, Kentucky
6. The entire region lacks any kind of allure…
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Cades Cove, Tennessee
7. …and most of the land is dull and featureless.
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Whitaker Point, Arkansas
9. It’s just a bunch of unmajestic streams…
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Arrow Island, Mississippi
11. All the countryside is bland…
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Craggy Gardens, North Carolina
12. …and totally unassuming.
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Vacherie, Louisiana
14. …and the sand is strewn with seaweed.
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Gulf Shores, Alabama
15. The cities here are nothing but backwood pit stops.
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Atlanta, Georgia
16. These metropolises have no culture…
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New Orleans, Louisiana
17. …and totally lack any kind of charm or beauty.
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Charleston, South Carolina
18. Not to mention, nothing of note ever happens.
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New Orleans, Lousiana
19. The wildlife here is so damn average.
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Ellijay, Georgia
20. There are pretty much the same kind of animals you would find anywhere else.
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Valdosta, Georgia
21. Taking a walk around here is mind-numbingly dull.
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Pine Mountain, Georgia
23. Every landscape looks exactly the same.
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Key Largo, Florida
24. So if you’re thinking of visiting the South, think again.
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Savannah, Georgia
25. Its utter ugliness will only serve to disappoint.
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Winston, Mississippi
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