Unfunny Bill Maher live-tweets debate; hilarity does not ensue

http://twitter.com/#!/billmaher/status/256247030068948993

Obama’s racist and sexist “Million Dollar Man,” alleged comedian Bill Maher, live-tweeted the debate between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan last night. And, boy, the hilarity did not ensue. But jackassery sure did. Read ‘em and weep … and not from giggling.

Debate must be about to start, Chris Mathews breathing into paper bag

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Please don’t let first question be about Raddatz wedding gift

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Excellent start, Ryan doesn’t literally have a pack of lies

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Hello, under Bush: 3000 Americans killed by Al Quada on American soil; under Obama, 4 Americans killed in Libya. Next question.

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

“Malarky!’ – yes, Joltin Joe taking it to Lyin Ryan! Take note, Barry!

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Raddatz already WAY better than the last guy

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Is someone going to ask Eddy Munster when the president ever “apologized for our values”?

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Republicans sure have a point about Benghazi – what kind of clueless incompetent lets Al Qaida attack Americans on Sept 11?

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Debates are better when they’re sitting, they talk more like people talk when they’re just sitting around. Beers would make it even better.

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Biden is hitting in one answer all the things Obama left out in the entire first 90 minute debate

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Roethlisberger must get the ball out of his hand quicker. Sorry, wrong channel

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

This Biden guy is awesome! I hope he keeps that nice sleepy black guy on the ticket!

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

This isn’t the kind of “feeling the burn” Ryan enjoys

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Besides the words, Joe’s face is winning

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Joe is not afraid to interrupt Ryan. Or himself.

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Why do Romney/Ryan keep arguing for Woodrow Wilsons’s navy?

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

I’m actually starting to feel sorry for Ryan. But it wld be cool if Biden made him cry

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Ryan’s hair is sweating.

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Let’s just say it: even in HD, Biden’s plugs look pretty good

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Ryan’s is winning who knows to hydrate more. That’s a big tell when you keep going to the water. But flopsweat don’t replace itself!

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Child, please! your running mate changed his position on abortion twice in 24 hrs this week! Shorter waiting periods for actual abortions!

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

And btw Martha, what a truly horrible question this is on abortion and Catholics.

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Man, Joe Biden is clean and articulate!

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Ryan is the kind of guy who shakes your hand extra hard to let you know he’s been working out.

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Oh just shup up all of ya, i want to watch football. All that’s left is for Biden to throw Ryan a handkerchief:”Here, clean yourself up kid”

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Finally, if Obama had been this strong, the election would be over now.I predict he will be in the next two, so off the ledge, Sullivan!

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Just precious! Do you mean that President Obama will act like a “real black man,” racist Maher?

The Twitter reviews are in and Maher’s “jokes” were a fall-flat fail.

Tourette’s meds. “@billmaher: Man, Joe Biden is clean and articulate!”

— Pistolette (@Pistolette) October 12, 2012

@billmaher you are a complete moron.

— BoyUUgly (@TimOConnell9) October 12, 2012

@billmaher What in the world is your last tweet saying? Are u drinking?

— Kia Morgan Smith (@KiaMorganSmith) October 12, 2012

@billmaher You’re not funny anymore.Lost your youth… and just like David Letterman, your comedy has turned to bitterness.It’s ugly.

— Sue Palmer (@SuePalmers) October 12, 2012

@billmaher this is serious stuff. Your not funny HBO should drop you prejudice ass.

— Rusty Gervais (@RustyGervais) October 12, 2012

@billmaher it’s become evident that you’ve forgotten how to be funny without your writers.Can you turn your twitter over to them?

— JasonIE (@BackintheIE) October 12, 2012

@billmaher Biden is making me cry.I keep trying to figure out what he finds so funny?Guess its all a big joke to him.

— Steven Culp (@s_culp) October 12, 2012

#ThingsThatMakeBidenLaugh @billmaher tweeting about what a great job he did. Maher thinks dead American’s is funny sheet too!

— Lion tooth (@Liontoothcom) October 12, 2012

@billmaher that was funny 2 years ago

— Ryan Pergola (@rperg) October 12, 2012

@billmaher You are so funny Bill, NOT. Maybe Obama would have sent security if he wasn’t always flying around on our plane begging for money

— Louis R (@LouisR8) October 12, 2012

@billmaher Bill YOU used to be funny, now NOT so much

— James(@MNvksfn) October 12, 2012

@billmaher you’re not funny…and you’re an idiot…that’s all.

— C.J. Kurtz (@MayorKurtz) October 12, 2012

@billmaher douche bag , I remember when you were actually funny once

— Loney(@LNWilcoxson) October 12, 2012

@billmaher Bill you have better humor in you than that.

— Ralph Argen (@ralphargen) October 12, 2012

@billmaher leave the humor to your joke writers.

— Ryan van Steenis (@MillwallFCEO) October 12, 2012

@billmaher It is so funny when your fav is not doing well you dont talk about facts but about hair. So glad you invested $1M in that clown!!

— Jo Brockbrader (@jbrockbrader) October 12, 2012

@billmaher child abuse is not funny, punk…

— john anderson (@nflfan80) October 12, 2012

@billmaher you’re a joke. You are not funny unless the audience is full of democrats. Sorry. Find new material that isn’t about George W.

— Colton Sutton (@Colton__S) October 12, 2012

New material? That’s crazy talk! He doesn’t know how to be anything but bitter and completely without humor.

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