Me mam reckons ‘I’m Madonna man’

— irstephenson (@Raine Stephenson)

I for one enjoyed Madonna’s beautiful interpretive dance portrayal of the Natalie Bennett interview.

— AlexWhiteUK (@Alex White)

Kickstarter to get Madonna one of those personal alarms for when you have a fall in your home or garden

— hansmollman (@Mollie Goodfellow)

“Have you worked as a dancer before?””Yeah I was one of Madonna’s minotaurs””Were you the one that…””Yeah””We’ll let you know”

— jonnyvickers (@Jonathan Vickers)

My doner would never fall apart like Madonna.

— Mangal2 (@Mangal 2 Restaurant)

Someone is getting fired… #RIPMadonnasstylist

— joejonas (@jøe jønas)

Madonna asked Wenger for advice #Madonna #Arsenalfc

— ashtonio93 (@Ashton Richardson)

Me when Madonna fell

— Fvnxy (@♚)

Poor old Madonna going back up them stairs like…

— RyanRGerrard (@RYAN)

Poor Madonna fell over at the BRITs while performing. That hip was bound to give sooner or later. #PrayForMadonna

— CianOMahony (@Cian O’Mahony)

Poor Madonna! #BRITAwards

— Unnamedinsider (@Unnamed Insider)

Poor Madonna 😩😭😂

— _courtsxx (@Courtenay)

Every single person in the UK looked like this when Madonna fell.

— Year11Bants (@Year 11 Banter)

Kanye watching Madonna like

— KanyeReactionss (@Kanye Reactions)

Have you had an accident in the workplace that wasn’t your fault? #Madonna #BRITAwards

— AlexMcAteer (@Alex)

These people could teach Madonna how to wear a cloak #BRITs2015

— maggyvaneijk (@Maggy)

This made my day. #Madonna

— daxholt (@Dax Holt)

MEMOFROM: EdnaTO: Madonna

— NicholasPegg (@Nicholas Pegg)