If you’re looking for people who deleted their embarrassing tweets, head on over to our deleted tweets awards post. Today’s awards are for 2013’s best, unabashed, whole-hog celebrity Twitter meltdowns.

Without further delay, here are Twitchy’s five favorites.

5) Cher may not be very good at grammar, spelling, punctuation, or logic, but her message in this rant came through loud and clear: American citizens who advocate for limited government are morally equivalent to the Islamic terrorists who blew up the World Trade Center buildings.

http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/386603747822272512
http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/386659608192110592
http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/386660774498021376
http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/386663274332577792
http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/386680843777089536
http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/386685982604816384

To her credit she hasn’t deleted those tweets. But if she could turn back time, would she publish them in the first place? Probably!

4)  Actor Alec Baldwin was unhappy about a piece in the Daily Mail suggesting that his wife was busy tweeting during the funeral of James Gandolfini — so unhappy that he called the reporter who wrote the piece a “toxic little queen”:

Someone wrote that my wife was tweeting at a funeral.
Hey. That's not true.
But I'm gonna tweet at your funeral.— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) June 27, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350438136624582656
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350437849411223553
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350437641004654592

George Stark, you lying little bitch.
I am gonna f%#@ you up.

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) June 28, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350443619418767360
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350443812461613056
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350444300179484672

He tried to delete his tweets, but he should know by now, that trick just doesn’t work. Twitchy is forever!

3) When George Zimmerman was acquitted, a lot of liberals went off the deep end. Actor Marlon Wayans was one of them:

http://twitter.com/#!/MARLONLWAYANS/status/356233117373177857
http://twitter.com/#!/MARLONLWAYANS/status/356233559574458370
http://twitter.com/#!/MARLONLWAYANS/status/356233883848683521
http://twitter.com/#!/MARLONLWAYANS/status/356234466928234498
http://twitter.com/#!/MARLONLWAYANS/status/356235183667687425
http://twitter.com/#!/MARLONLWAYANS/status/356235996762873857
http://twitter.com/#!/MARLONLWAYANS/status/356236480378712065
http://twitter.com/#!/MARLONLWAYANS/status/356238531317858304
http://twitter.com/#!/MARLONLWAYANS/status/356244478736076801
http://twitter.com/#!/MARLONLWAYANS/status/356246710227435523

2) After Congress rejected Manchin-Toomey gun control legislation in April, this is what model Christine Teigen had to say:

http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324661149670977536
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324641137065357312
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324644172617355265
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324645392954306560
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324649548372930560
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324651969023193088
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324652991338672130
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324658225511276544
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324660993970040832
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324662229209346048

Pause. Get some sleep. Resume:

http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324845656655134720
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324846922995212288
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324851519008694274
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324853177088344065
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324853673446498304
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324856685409759234
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324860122897727488
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324869810204839936
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324918502030966784
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324968116176166912

[Update]

An acceptance speech from Christine Teigen:

http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/416982945875120128

1) Cher is the only celeb to win not one but two of Twitchy’s coveted 2013 meltdown awards. Congratulations!

WHO THE FUCK DO THESE TBAG
(DEVIL INCARNATE)MEMBERS OF GOV.THINK THEY R?
PPL R ACTUALLY GOING 2 DIE(cancer trials shut down)&
THEY R REASON— Cher (@cher) October 04, 2013

Im In Europe.PPL HERE,THINK OUR GOV Officials SHOULD B PUT IN JAIL 4 ENDANGERING OUR COUNTRY.
ALSO,A"NO"VOTE ON"DEBT CEILING"
CAN CAUSE— Cher (@cher) October 04, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/385962354900733952
http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/385963620917846016
http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/385967508798603264

JOE ? I KNOW U JOE,…YOUVE GOT THE GUTS,EXPERIENCE & EXPERTISE!
I Have the UTMOST RESPECT 4U
IS IT THAT HOPELESS ?
Say it Ain't So Joe 💔— Cher (@cher) October 04, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/386064354497806336

Get it? She suggests Tea Party officials should be assassinated. When it comes to unhinged Twitter rants, Cher just can’t be beat.

Related:

The 2013 Twitchys: Top 20 deleted tweets of the year

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/28/the-2013-twitchys-the-5-best-celebrity-twitter-meltdowns/