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The progressive language police have done their best to rewrite our dictionaries. But what if gun-grabbers and nanny-staters got their hands on our Westerns?

Shudder.

Always givers, conservatives offered up some side-splitting ideas for liberal Western remakes. Let’s kick it off with a film from the people who brought you the “Lie of the Year“:

Fake But Accurate Grit#LiberalWesterns

— Curtis G (@CurtisGrape) January 19, 2013

The Good, The Misunderstood and the Victim of Society’s Unrealistic Attractiveness Standards #LiberalWesterns

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 19, 2013

Shame! #LiberalWesterns

— Lisa Scherr (@BBUMH) January 19, 2013

#LiberalWesterns A Fist Full of Other People’s Dollars

— Crabby Bitch (@schwingcat) January 19, 2013

#LiberalWesterns Interpretive Dances With Wolves

— Gary Eaton (@garysteveneaton) January 19, 2013

Showdown at the I’m OK, You’re OK Corral #LiberalWesterns

— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) January 19, 2013

A fistful of EBT cards #LiberalWesterns

— pigwithwings (@pigwithwings) January 19, 2013

The Outlaw George W. Bush #LiberalWesterns

— DrewM (@DrewMTips) January 19, 2013

Wyatt Derp #LiberalWesterns

— Tommy (@FirstTeamTommy) January 19, 2013

#LiberalWesterns Doctor Fluke, Medicine Lobbyist

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 19, 2013

#LiberalWesterns: “The Empathetic Seven”

— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 19, 2013

#LiberalWesterns “Stoogecoach”

— Josh Painter (@Josh_Painter) January 19, 2013

Stern But Supportive & Nurturing Conversation at the OK Corral. #LiberalWesterns

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) January 19, 2013

#LiberalWesterns The Magnificent Seven Who Reasoned With A Lawless Gang of Heavily Armed Desperados Because They Didn’t Believe In Guns.

— Jubei (D)isgusted (@Pqlyur1) January 19, 2013

#LiberalWesterns Have Smug, Will Travel

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 19, 2013

Grab Gun, Will Babble #LiberalWesterns

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) January 19, 2013

Blockbusters, each and every one!

Editor’s note: This post originally included a tweet from @jtLOL with the #LiberalWestern “Fake But Accurate Grit.” The post has been amended to indicate that Twitter user @CurtisGrape was actually the first to come up with that clever #LiberalWestern.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/19/fake-but-accurate-grit-conservatives-imagine-hilarious-liberalwesterns/