Piers Morgan wallows in WH petition attention, British don’t want him back
http://twitter.com/#!/piersmorgan/status/283176161083801600
The attention-seeking ghoul has once again taken to Twitter to exploit a tragedy for his own benefit.
As Twitchy reported, a petition was started to deport Piers “Musket” Morgan. That petition now has so many signatures, that it requires a White House response.
Petition to deport Piers Morgan his 31,000, enough for White House response. Should be funny. apne.ws/VflNSr @piersmorgan
— Dan Gainor (@dangainor) December 24, 2012
Piers, of course, retweets that news. Look at him! Look at HIM!
RT @skynews: Piers Morgan: Thousands Want Him Deported bit.ly/YDFd6t
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
RT @johnprescott: “@skynews: Piers Morgan: Thousands Want Him Deported” < Sorry America. Read the small print! #termsandconditionsapply
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
RT @buzzfeedandrew: A White House petition to deport Piers Morgan is about to pass the 25K threshold to require a response t.co …
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
RT @ap: Tens of thousands sign US petition to deport CNN host Piers Morgan over gun control views: apne.ws/Y75p4G -CC
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
He then tweet-searches for a new place to live. Keep talking about HIM!
G’day, and thank you > RT @angii84: @piersmorgan come to Australia. 🙂
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
Splendid! > RT @gajendran16: @piersmorgan Malaysia!we need you here,sir!#TeamMorganMalaysia
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
Not sure about the weather > RT @jitaujla: @piersmorgan I hear North Korea is great this time of year
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
Sounds great! > RT @jisyhair: @piersmorgan Sierra Leone.we’ll feed you,good weather & give you tv to watch premier league.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
Will you throw in an igloo? > RT @wfchamps: @piersmorgan The North Pole
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
Marvellous! > RT @joanalii22: @piersmorgan Nigeria would love to have you. Half of Nigerians on twitter follow you :)! You’re always welcome
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
Of that, I am certain > RT @goyolarrazabal: @piersmorgan The Philippines! “It’s more FUN in the Philippines!”
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
Piers Morgan is controversial & disgusting only to gain attention and fame. He wants twitter all abuzz about him. Ignore this foreign jerk.
— Dale (@TCOTvideos) December 23, 2012
Bingo! Perhaps that is why British Twitter users are begging, “Please, don’t send him back.”
Americans. It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Pleasse don’t send him back.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) December 24, 2012
RT @jonmarshall82: @jeremyclarkson perhaps we should start a petition to keep Piers Morgan in America! #dontsendpiersback
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) December 24, 2012
Americans. Was the second amendment not introduced to protect you from the tyranny of the British? Piers Morgan in other words.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) December 24, 2012
Attention America! Please do not deport @piersmorgan. We’d really rather not have him, either!
— Abigail Maher (@Billymawa) December 24, 2012
Britain speaks. RT @fordie4d: @docnelson_68w dont send @piersmorgan back to us. We dont want him!
— Doc Nelson (@DocNelson_68W) December 24, 2012
Tens of thousands sign a petition to deport @piersmorgan – Please don’t send him back!! We don’t want him back!
— Eddie Hulse (@eddiehulse2) December 24, 2012
Americans,I beg of you,don’t send @piersmorgan back,we don’t want him either. Could you not lose him in the desert or something?
— The Lazy Dog (@TheLazyDog_) December 24, 2012
Please God, don’t send him back here!!!! #piersmorgan news.sky.com/story/1029589/…
— Phil Smith (@NorthEastCorner) December 24, 2012
Please sign this counter-petition on the White House website not to allow Piers Morgan to return to the UK: wh.gov/Q095
— michaelingram (@michaelingram) December 24, 2012
Heh. There is such a petition.
As a British citizen, I do not want the US to return Piers Morgan to us, no matter what he has done. Many thanks.
Polite, as always!
Morgan, of course, is thrilled and pathetically continues to wallow in the attention.
I offered America a swap @jeremyclarkson – me deported home, you going over there. Sadly, the collective response was ‘Jeremy who?’.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
If America deports me, I’m thinking of anchoring my CNN show from Jamaica – got a spare room @henrygayle @usainbolt ?
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
I am now trending in the United States because of this deportation threat. This is getting ridiculous.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 24, 2012
Ridiculous, yes. But Morgan loves it. He craves attention, even at the expense of the dead. Twitter users call him out, and also help explain why Piers Morgan is even more execrable than usual.
Everyone realizes that the only attention @piersmorgan gets is from twitter, right? No one watches his show.
— Jamie Chapman (@Chapman_Jamie) December 22, 2012
Pretty sure @piersmorgan is touting his 25K+ deportation petition to show his bosses that more than 5K people actually watch his show
— S.M (@redsteeze) December 24, 2012
I have to laugh at the desperation coming from Piers Morgan with his lame attempt to bring attention to his #fail on #CNN It’s alomost sad..
— James Balderrama(@JamesBalderrama) December 24, 2012
I wonder how #CNN feels about Piers Morgan exploiting the slaughter of children to bring attention to himself trying to get ratings. Sad
— James Balderrama(@JamesBalderrama) December 24, 2012
@piersmorgan And you’re probably wetting yourself because of the attention..
— James Balderrama(@JamesBalderrama) December 24, 2012
@piersmorgan @piersmorgan I’m sure you love the attention otherwise you wouldn’t mention it, you pillock.
— Stephen Hollywood (@StevieHollywood) December 24, 2012
@piersmorgan but your loving it as you’re an attention seeking whore
— maz (@IrishSoldga) December 24, 2012
@piersmorgan what is ridiculous is you being centre of attention, as usual, when those poor families spend christmas without their kids
— Barry (@dbarry135) December 24, 2012
That matters not to Musket Morgan. He doesn’t care that families in Newtown are spending Christmas in mourning, devastated with grief.
It’s all about him.
With all of the attention @piersmorgan is receiving these days, I’d be shocked if his viewership didn’t double to 20.
— Russell (@Texas_Frog) December 24, 2012
Hope it’s worth the extra dozen viewers, Ghoul Morgan. Shame on you.
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