Birthday roast: Iowahawk asks for birthday insults; Twitter delivers
http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/305677580353298432
10 points! RT @davidharleyboyd @iowahawkblog In order to insult you properly, I must first know who you are.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013
Birthday wishes, Twitter-style! The always amazing Iowahawk is celebrating a birthday today.
@iowahawkblog I am not witty enough to insult the master. Happy birthday :):):)
— ZoeyCat(@zoeythegreat) February 24, 2013
Happy Birthday greetings to the incomparable @iowahawkblog! His tweets are treasure trove of superb wit and humor. Enjoy your day!
— JDM (@sleepdoctorjoe) February 24, 2013
Happy Trog Day, @iowahawkblog: At least you’ll have DogPipeDude to “drink” alone with today. ~ youtu.be/28oFounV480
— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) February 24, 2013
True to hilarious form, he turned it into a day of giggles by asking for birthday insults. And, boy, did Twitter deliver.
happy birthday @iowahawkblog! President Obama says you are someone he can work with.
— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Obama said your tweets are “showing improvement” and “on the right track”
— Cameron(@Cameron5280) February 24, 2013
Those are fighting words! The hilarity continues:
@iowahawkblog I’d be embarrassed to be retweeted by you.
— Lost In Space Again (@TheLisaLikes) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog I describe you to my friends as the Janeane Garofalo of the Right.
— Abraham Baldwin (@AbeBaldwinGA) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Your salad dressing choices are mediocre at best.
— S.M (@redsteeze) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblogYour work will stand the test of time, similar to the way the Ford Pinto stood the test of rear end collisions.
— Isaac Nelson (@BeavaZapata) February 24, 2013
Happy birthday, @iowahawkblog, the best thing to come out of Iowa since “The Bridges of Madison County”!
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog You’re as funny as Bill Maher
— Joe Vogel (@iqmutant) February 24, 2013
I’d rather party with Michael Bloomberg.@iowahawkblog
— Bob A (@RFA79) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Rachel Maddow knows more about cars than you do.
— Madeline’s Dad (@WAMK) February 24, 2013
Happy birthday to @iowahawkblog. He’s worth every penny you pay to read him.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Maybe this year will be the year your jokes will actually be good enough to steal! #burn
— Lost In Space Again (@TheLisaLikes) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog The license plate on my Prius reads: “IOWAHAWK”
— The Angry Rob (@TheAngryRob) February 24, 2013
Happy Birthday @iowahawkblog You deplete me.
— Rex Harrison’s Hat (@RexHarrisonsHat) February 24, 2013
Facebook friends get in on the action, too.
@iowahawkblog these are marvelous #allpurposeinsults
— Sarah Rolph (@RolphSarah) February 24, 2013
And now the heavy hitters!
I’d rather get RT’d by @dwstweets than @iowahawkblog
— Derek Tate (@DerekTate) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Your political commentary is alright. Have you considered working af Buzzfeed?
— Alexander Barrett (@aivanther) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog I cut &paste your tweets, filesave them, send all to a laser printer so I THEN have something for the bottom of the bird cage.
— Martini Shark (@BradSlager) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog one of the best things on the internet. After @sullydish
— Michael Gebert (@skyfullofbacon) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog The internet’s Joe Piscopo.
— Scott Embry (@jsembry2) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblogI can hardly insult somebody who’s almost as funny as Ace.
— Wyatt’s Torch (@TorchOWyatt) February 24, 2013
It BURNS RT @ag_conservative Happy Birthday, @iowahawkblog. He’s like the @borowitzreport of the right.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013
Zing! We’ll end with a self-insult from the master himself.
Like Abe Vigoda, I was born on 2/24. And there is some confusion on whether I am alive or dead. #selfinsults
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013
Never change, Iowahawk. We at Twitchy are wishing you a very happy birthday: All the best, today and always. May this year be your best yet! You totally deserve a special gift: Perhaps we can entice Amanda Marcotte to jump out of a cake for you, and then bravely run away after shrieking something about The Patriarchy.
You’re welcome.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/24/birthday-roast-iowahawk-asks-for-birthday-insults-twitter-delivers/