http://twitter.com/#!/chelseagrunwald/status/304695366283055104

That’s right! In misogynist liberal-land, rape on campuses doesn’t even exist. Not the “real” kind, at least. Right, Bob Beckel? Twitter users decided to collect some other liberal life lessons today. Mockery: It is the best medicine. And the best way to shine a light on the dangers of liberalism.

GOP uses racist code words like “entitlement” but Democrats can scream words like “coon” without being racist.#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals

— GOPMommy(@GOPMommy) February 21, 2013

Yep. It’s all hunky-dory if Alec Baldwin says it. Some of his best grants are black, so it’s totally OK.

#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Obama’s grades/papers in college were so stellar and amazing but he doesn’t want to show anyone and show off.

— The Young Cons (@YoungCons) February 21, 2013

#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Conservative women aren’t supposed to be pretty AND smart.

— LoriGirl ★ #2A (@conservtivemom) February 21, 2013

#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals How to defend against rape using the Heimlich Maneuver, a Tic-Tac and some string.

— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) February 21, 2013

Or some vomit feigning. And don’t forget those whistles!

#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberalsRunning high powered weapons to foreign drug cartels is good. Owning high powered guns yourself is bad.

— Jo Anne moretti (@JoAnneMoretti) February 21, 2013

#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Doubling Gas Prices can’t be bad because the Media is ignoring your pain.

— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) February 21, 2013

Shhh. If you don’t talk about the rising gas prices, it isn’t happening!

#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals – Women are not sex objects. (Unless your name is Clinton, Menendez, Weiner)

— Laura Freed (@heyLauraFreed) February 21, 2013

They all have a (D) next to their names, silly!

#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Children are burdens that hinder happiness – unless they can be used as props for political purposes

— prolificbreeder (@prolificbreeder) February 21, 2013

When 50 people show up to protest the war it’s newsworthy. When 10,000 show up to protest abortion it’s not. #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals

— GOPMommy(@GOPMommy) February 21, 2013

#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals if the government does not fund something , it is banned.

— Social Repressor (@lheal) February 21, 2013

#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Tolerance and open mindedness are all-important. Except for any ideas that contradict liberalism.

— prolificbreeder (@prolificbreeder) February 21, 2013

#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals The dignity of the office of POTUS was overrated.

— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) February 21, 2013

#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals – What happens in Benghazi stays in Benghazi.

— Laura Freed (@heyLauraFreed) February 21, 2013

Dissent is the highest form of patriotism, unless there is a liberal in office.#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals

— Social Repressor (@lheal) February 21, 2013

And, win.

#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals The chicken crossed the road because it’s Bush’s fault and you’re a racist.

— The Young Cons (@YoungCons) February 21, 2013

Because, Bush. And racism, natch.

Keep them coming, Twitter!

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