Pig Maher’s boy Bill Burton flops at amateur comedy night with Michelle Malkin jokes
http://twitter.com/#!/NYCGuy2012/status/205152595709403136
When Obama Super PAC shill Bill Burton grows up, he wants to be just like Bill Maher.
Until now, he’s expressed his love for Obama’s Million Dollar Man by defending the comic’s piggish attacks on women. But last night, his infatuation moved on to the “Single White Female” stage. Burton took a little time out from rolling around in Maher’s misogynist million to try his hand at a bit of painfully unfunny “comedy.”
Burton decided to base his act on Michelle Malkin’s tweets supporting Dan Liljenquist, challenger to Beltway barnacle Sen. Orrin Hatch.
Why I support @DanForUtah: Orrin Hatch sez he "despises" grass-roots fiscal conservative activists & wants to punch them.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 23, 2012
Why I support @DanForUtah: Orrin Hatch dedicated his $6 BILLION national service boondoggle/left-wing slush fund to pal Teddy Kennedy.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 23, 2012
Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Bill Burton:
MT @michellemalkin Why I support @DanForUtah: It gets me more twitter followers and attention.
— Bill Burton (@billburton) May 23, 2012
Ba-dum-tish!
He’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
Gee, who would’ve thought such an upstanding guy would find principled stands hilarious? The audience began booing his performance immediately.
.@billburton716 Really, Pig Maher's Boy?
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 23, 2012
But the oblivious Burton kept going.
.@michellemalkin didn't mean to interrupt your flow. You're really killing it out there with the anti-orin hatch crowd. #awesome
— Bill Burton (@billburton) May 23, 2012
Before Burton was hooked off stage, a few rotten tomatoes were tossed his way.
.@billburton716 Look, Pig Maher's Boy, you wouldn't know a principled stand if it exploded in your face like a bad Maher joke.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 23, 2012
.@billburton716 Run along now, Pig Maher's Boy, and go collect more $ from Misogynists for Obama. Shoo.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 23, 2012
And “shoo” he did.
.@michellemalkin can't keep up w/ your sophisticated humor so I'm just going to bed. #goodnight
— Bill Burton (@billburton) May 23, 2012
What, no overacted stage yawn?
He only gets Pig Maher's humor. MT @billburton716 can't keep up w/ your sophisticated humor so I'm just going to bed. https://t.co/OsjC7ab9
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 23, 2012
Pig Maher's Boy @billburton716 is flummoxed by conservatives who can disagree w/each other openly. Dems don't allow that.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 23, 2012
Bingo. Democrats spent much of this week denigrating “Uncle Tom” turncoats like Cory Booker, Harold Ford, Ed Rendell, and Mark Warner. So of course, Pig Maher’s boy has no response to that one.
The rotten tomatoes kept coming long after Burton headed to bed, all tuckered out from working on his act.
@michellemalkin wins the exchange. MT @billburton716 can't keep up w/ your sophisticated humor so I'm just going to bed.
— Kyle (@kyleraccio) May 23, 2012
Aw, fans of Obama bagman Bill Burton @billburton716 don't like my new nickname for him. Thus shall he forever be dubbed Pig Maher'$ Boy.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 23, 2012
@michellemalkin @billburton716 We never see lefties disagree w/ each other because the dissenters are silenced by union thugs
— Pants = Tyranny (@ShaneWright22) May 23, 2012
Thanks, @billburton716 but neither @michellemalkin nor Conservatives need your help w/ (R) politics. You have way more 2 worry about than us
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) May 23, 2012
.@billburton716 Didn't conservatives just destroy one of your "funny" hashtags? Goodnight, Shecky. @michellemalkin
— jon gabriel (@exjon) May 23, 2012
Unlike Shecky, Burton won’t be playing Vegas anytime soon. But after Inauguration Day 2013, maybe he can take his act to Chicago.
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