Which #SequestrationThreat has you most terrified?

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnCornyn/status/305414795274903553

The scare campaign that accompanies the “massive cuts” that sequestration will bring ramped up dramatically earlier this week but seemed to fizzle out quickly by the weekend. ABC News’ government agency-supplied list of 57 terrible things that will happen could have been the breaking point, seeing as ABC’s list was soon followed by the Washington Post’s story about the effects on animals at the National Zoo (they’ll be fine), followed by the Huffington Post’s photo feature of cute animals with “nothing to say” about the sequester.

With another week left before the cuts are scheduled to take effect, the White House and Congressional Democrats have only days to hype up the pain the sequester will bring. Always eager to help, the Twitterverse has compiled some additional items to add to the #SequestrationThreat list.

Malia and Sasha will have to weed the WH garden #SequestrationThreat

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) February 23, 2013

.@barackobama has to switch to putt-putt. #SequestrationThreat

— Miké (@ThePantau) February 23, 2013

Menendez will have to settle for underaged hookers from Newark. #SequestrationThreat

— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) February 23, 2013

Congress to impose a tax on blaming George W. Bush for things. #SequestrationThreat

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) February 23, 2013

Congressmen would have to answer their own phone and listen to constituents #SequestrationThreat

— EyeOnFreedom (@EyeOnFreedom) February 24, 2013

#SequestrationThreat 6-week sensitivity training courses on the genocidal tendencies of white people must be pared down to 3-weeks.

— Jim J (@anthropocon) February 24, 2013

#SequestrationThreat.Secret Service will have to use Whistles.#tcot#TeaParty

— John Cheney (@JrcheneyJohn) February 24, 2013

#SequestrationThreat nostril hair on Mt. Rushmore allowed to grow to jungle proportions.

— Popehat (@Popehat) February 24, 2013

#SequestrationThreat government so strapped for cash they are forced to charge Mexican drug dealers for guns

— DANEgerus (@DANEgerus) February 24, 2013

Fluke has to buy her own contraceptives. #SequestrationThreat

— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) February 23, 2013

Dogs and cats, living in sin together #SequestrationThreats

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) February 23, 2013

Number of guns Eric Holder sends to Mexican drug gangs cut by 50% #SequestrationThreat

— DrewM (@DrewMTips) February 23, 2013

US forced to borrow from China. #SequestrationThreat. Wait …

— Ron Fournier (@ron_fournier) February 23, 2013

TSA X-Ray machines replaced with X-Ray Specs #SequestrationThreat

— B.J. Martino (@bjmartino) February 23, 2013

@buzzfeedandrew Marco Rubio will have to switch to tap water. #SequestrationThreat

— David Eichenstein (@Daverrrrr) February 23, 2013

Season 4 of The Walking Dead will have to return to the farm. #SequestrationThreat

— John Sexton (@verumserum) February 23, 2013

#SequestrationThreat Obamaphones no longer preloaded with Angry Birds

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 23, 2013

Joe Biden’s wife can only afford to fire one shell. #SequestrationThreat

— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) February 23, 2013

Number of TSA #LadyParts petting will decline #SequestrationThreat

— Victoria R Coley (@VictoriaRColey) February 23, 2013

#SequestrationThreat Obama won’t be transparent anymore

— GOP Fashionista™ (@GOPfashionista) February 23, 2013

#SequestrationThreat Mohair prices dangerously unsubsidized

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 23, 2013

#SequestrationThreat TSA agents only fondling one testicle

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 23, 2013

#SequestrationThreat Obama cutting back to just 6 days a week of skeet shooting.

— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) February 23, 2013

#SequestrationThreat drones dropping “IOU 1 Bomb” notes

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 23, 2013

For the moment, President Obama is doing his best to maintain a brave face and carry on with life as usual.

President back at White House 7:54 ET after attending Sasha’s dance recital in Maryland

— West Wing Reports (@WestWingReport) February 24, 2013

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