http://twitter.com/#!/elliottpruitt/status/435817160687239168

The president graciously took some time out of his busy day today to lecture us on the importance of fuel efficiency in combating climate change. In order to help stop the oceans from rising, Obama plans to improve fuel standards for medium and heavy-duty trucks by March 31, 2016. Also, supertrucks! But, lest you think these is just more entries on the president’s long list of lofty and ultimately empty promises, rest assured — he’s got this:

http://twitter.com/#!/WhiteHouse/status/435816990683328514
http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/435818117546000384

It’s all so simple!

http://twitter.com/#!/cehoskinson/status/435817120933609472

Why should the media ask about that? If there’s one thing we’ve learned by now, it’s that we can trust implicitly in Barack Obama.

http://twitter.com/#!/jasonahart/status/435824846195290113
http://twitter.com/#!/MelissaTweets/status/435816885636964353

How has no one thought of this before?

http://twitter.com/#!/RightWingNerd/status/435822952089518080

Shhh! Don’t talk about that.

http://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/435818939915194368
http://twitter.com/#!/RightWingNerd/status/435823604081496064

Oh, quit being such a buzzkill. One day, we won’t even need gas!

http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisBarnhart/status/435821765143453696

Vroom, vroom!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/18/put-a-unicorn-in-your-tank-obama-promises-a-future-of-fuel-efficient-supertrucks/