Everyone Is So Glad These 11 Animals Are Extinct. They Would Eat You Alive.

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Sometimes you might find yourself wishing that dinosaurs still roamed the Earth. After all, Jurassic Park (and its sequels) were popular a reason. Dinosaurs are the coolest things that walked this Earth. (Wait. You don’t think that? So it’s just me then? Well, alright.) If you wanted to imagine a world where dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures […]

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Progressives count white faces at The Villages; Obama campaigns in 97% white Windham

http://twitter.com/#!/McBlondeLand/status/236907941997973505 Supposedly color-blind liberals found themselves blinded by Paul Ryan’s whiteness immediately following his announcement as Mitt Romney’s running mate. As Ryan campaigned alongside his mother today before an enthusiastic crowd at The Villages in Florida, the Left again demonstrated its uncanny ability to distinguish colors. All you need to know about The Villages from Wiki, […]

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Reminder: FTR’s ‘Cancer Sucks’ fundraiser tonight from 8 to 11 pm ET

http://twitter.com/#!/FTR__Radio/status/390949255612874752 FTR Radio’s “Cancer Sucks” fundraiser begins at 8 p.m. ET and will continue for three hours: October is breast cancer awareness month and FTR Radio is going to host a fundraiser to help support the drive to a cure. One of our own here at FTR Radio the awesome co-host of “Gillespie” Susie Moore […]

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Bob Beckel: Sikh temple shooter was a ‘right-winger’

http://twitter.com/#!/Sierrabovid/status/232590649323577344 In addition to a host of other crippling derangement syndromes, Fox News contributor Bob Beckel seems to have developed a rabid case of Blame Righty with regard to the deadly Sikh temple shooting. Who could’ve seen this coming? On Monday’s edition of “The Five,” the increasingly repulsive Beckel insisted that the Wisconsin shooter was politically aligned […]

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‘How does someone so dumb get to work?’ Nick Searcy slams Piers Morgan

http://twitter.com/#!/yesnicksearcy/status/331243695624028161 Zing! That was beautiful. As Twitchy reported, Piers Morgan let his idiocy show once again. Look, everyone has the right to be stupid. But Piers Morgan totally abuses the privilege. Piers took to Twitter to attack Dana Loesch and her family. He also attempted to compare Ms. Loesch and her gun ownership to the […]

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Mary Landrieu blames sloppy bookkeeping for taxpayer-funded campaign flights

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http://twitter.com/#!/Raffiwilliams/status/510531979813462017 The Times-Picayune is reporting that Sen. Mary Landrieu on Friday issued the results of an internal investigation that uncovered $33,700 in campaign flights that were charged to her Senate account. Mary Landrieu internal investigation finds $33,700 in improperly charged flights http://t.co/GQZoW4NU24 — NOLA.com (@NOLAnews) September 12, 2014 Landrieu blamed sloppy book keeping for the controversy: “The review I […]

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‘Sweet Jesus!’ Did Miley Cyrus spark a new definition for ‘twerking’?

http://twitter.com/#!/AngelaLovell/status/362363406600257537 Oh no. What fresh horror is this? http://twitter.com/#!/NoahCRothman/status/371964773589450752 No worries, buddy! Twitchy and Twitter are here to help you out. As Twitchy reported, viewers of MTV’s VMAs were scarred by Miley Cyrus’ twerking performance. Oh, the humanity. But, did Cyrus spark a brand-new definition for “twerking”? http://twitter.com/#!/jpodhoretz/status/371961719930617857 Heh. A cure? http://twitter.com/#!/ExJon/status/371858762992062464 Twitter once again makes […]

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Politico’s Roger Simon checking out iPhone’s hot new satire app

http://twitter.com/#!/politicoroger/status/251809224236093441 Satire? There’s an app for that — or there should be. As Twitchy reported Wednesday, Politico’s Roger Simon was the man behind the story that GOP VP candidate Paul Ryan was calling Mitt Romney “The Stench” behind his back and refusing to take his phone calls. It was a clumsy attempt at satire to […]

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