http://twitter.com/#!/jackiepgriffith/status/265579081490374659 Eva Longoria (@evalongoria) just called me and asked me to vote for #Obama. Now there’s a #Gamechanger — CelebrityStyleGuide (@CelebStyleGuide) November 5, 2012 The celebrity-in-chief’s campaign has officially jumped the shark. Hollywood Girls’ Club for Obama team cheerleader Eva Longoria is making robo-calls for the Lady Parts’ birth control supplier. Longoria also apparently made […]
http://twitter.com/#!/HarrietBaldwin/status/368445847450574848 Rush Limbaugh insists he’s a “harmless, lovable little fuzz ball,” and that was never more apparent than when he’d take a break from politics to talk about his cat, Punkin. Limbaugh revealed on-air today that 16-year-old Punkin was put to sleep last week, but he’d kept the news to himself in order to get […]
http://twitter.com/#!/GOP/status/243699572558409728 That’s right, President Obama. We are just not that into you. The RNC’s latest ad hilariously relays that message. Bettina, beautiful! RT @BettinaInclan: RT @Reince: New ad from RNC- it’s time for people to break up w/Obama http://t.co/dC9dwbQi #DNC2012 — Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) September 6, 2012 And it is a hit! MUST […]
Human birthdays are so passé. Only those in the know throw parties for their pets instead! After all, who doesn’t want to see their dog chow down on a T-Bone steak, or have their chinchilla give the smile of pure happiness? Not THIS guy! 1.) Mr. Hedgehog, you win again. Inquisitor 2.) “Mine!” Cutestpaw 3.) […]
http://twitter.com/#!/andylevy/status/253550163153534976 Autocorrect problem or “Gremlins” on the mind? This afternoon, Newt Gingrich asked “Will Obama move terrorists from gizmo?” Is Obama planning to move terrorists from gizmo to Illinois? Is that meaning of fed purchase of state prison? — Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) October 3, 2012 The hilarity quickly ensued. Tell me more about this gizmo […]
New books, new blogs, new Vines, and new competition. It’s going to be a good year. View this image › Wilfredo Lee / AP Photo Fusion’s Alicia Menendez and her production team taking selfies 2. Alexis Madrigal, Silicon Valley bureau chief, Fusion: I’m excited to see digital networks metastasizing into other mediums, from TV to […]
http://twitter.com/#!/biggovt/status/179800876658069504 From Big Government: Ironically, Condos would have made it far easier to commit the very fraud that O’Keefe’s investigation has suggested may be possible at the polls. Condos is threatening O’Keefe for doing his job. “My next phone call is to [Attorney General] Bill Sorrell’s office,” Condos told the Burlington Free Press after learning […]
http://twitter.com/#!/politicalmath/status/230862032713441280 Behold, the blueprint for liberal douchebaggery. Yes we can! RT @mkhammer: RT @sonnybunch: Also: We can proclaim this guy King Douche, right? http://t.co/1KgzSu4P — Tom (@tominpress) August 2, 2012 King Douche is a real tough guy. All man, this one. Enveloped in a cloud of smug, he bravely rolled up on a young lady at […]
http://twitter.com/#!/NickSymmonds/status/223464157704486912 With the opening ceremony of the Summer Olympics set for July 27, the U.S. Olympic Team’s official uniforms have finally been revealed. And this time around, America will be represented by … China. Clothing-wise, anyway. The news was greeted with disappointment and condemnation from many Twitterers: Seriously. RT @dannyjseo: Sad the team usa olympic […]
http://twitter.com/#!/valsberlin/status/341636619838832641 The Left is staging another Twitter funeral for the GOP with #GoodbyeGOP. Here are a few examples: http://twitter.com/#!/dkronin/status/341626967759659009 http://twitter.com/#!/Jonesdc/status/341636688591872000 http://twitter.com/#!/RedPillAmerica/status/341629811451650048 http://twitter.com/#!/Joseph_Palmer/status/341634973532553216 But, while trending highly, the hashtag’s position has been aided somewhat by a merry band of hijackers jumping on board: http://twitter.com/#!/scrowder/status/341577089180381185 http://twitter.com/#!/Gunservatively/status/341372302048509954 http://twitter.com/#!/AriDavidUSA/status/341563987235831808 http://twitter.com/#!/kohlrimmedsoul/status/341626365608607745 http://twitter.com/#!/RonOrszag/status/341639529117151232 http://twitter.com/#!/ReaganiteGOPer/status/341464036195581952 http://twitter.com/#!/jcvolt/status/341623268295462912 http://twitter.com/#!/CounterMoonbat/status/341377316104048641 http://twitter.com/#!/RJMog/status/341379434714116097 http://twitter.com/#!/L_Wheels/status/341378616308948992 We have to […]
