Officer dead; CBS reports supporters arrive with ‘don’t kill Dorner’ signs

http://twitter.com/#!/TheeMattB/status/301473147545329664 Just when you thought faith in humanity couldn’t get any lower. First, morally depraved cretins hoped that Christopher Dorner, suspected of killing three … and now four … innocent people, would “kill more pigs” during his shootout with police. In the gunfight, two officers were injured. And, tragically, one has now died. FOX 11 […]

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Obama on the recession: I’m just forgetful or something; Enter #ObamaForgot

http://twitter.com/#!/ZekeJMiller/status/200708682063937536 No. Seriously. He said that. At a Seattle fundraiser, to people whose funds are very likely affected by the recession. D’oh! He remembers how he singlehandedly killed bin Laden with his eyes closed while standing on one leg but forgets about the crippling recession? Pretty neat trick, that. No way were people gonna let […]

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Tourists Heroically Rescue A Pod Of 30 Dolphins That Beached Themselves.

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One guy was just having an ordinary day at a beach in Arraial do Cabo in Brazil when he spotted something odd in the ocean. As soon as he realized what was going on, he began filming immediately. A pod of over thirty dolphins were swimming straight at him. It’s hard to say why the […]

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Wonkette ‘drivelist’ triumphantly displays inability to detect sarcasm

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http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/517416640284483584 Left wing pundits are always prattling on about nuance, which is funny because most of them wouldn’t recognize sarcasm or irony—or funny, to be quite honest— if it hit them in the face with a canoe paddle. Yet, most of them are downright quick compared to the typical stable of poo-flingers at Wonkette.com. <- Makes tweet […]

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Matt Yglesias says being assaulted by thugs proves ‘knockout game’ doesn’t exist

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http://twitter.com/#!/mattyglesias/status/405076033415958528 Ever since horrifying videos of vicious teenagers punching out random strangers emerged, liberals have come out of the woodwork to point a finger at shocked Americans and scream “racist!” while denying that the “knockout game” even exists.  In a mind-numbing example of extreme progressive mental gymnastics, liberal Slate writer Matt Yglesias admitted being beat up […]

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Classic Spelling Mistakes That’ll Have You On The Ground Laughing

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Knowing how to spell is really important. I mean, nothing looks quite as dumb as a horrible spelling mistake. Spelling errors lead to bad grades, discarded resumes, and overall embarrassment. On the road to becoming excellent spellers, however, children make many, many mistakes. Their errors are usually pretty easy to fix, but these? Not so […]

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Sad Obama: I can party with the best of ‘em, but really, I’m so lonely!

http://twitter.com/#!/SonnyBunch/status/290873839762673664 Obama’s final question at today’s presser was about his reputation as a rather insular fellow. But let him be clear: he likes to party. “I’m a pretty friendly guy and I like a good party.” — President Obama. Yes, he said that. — The Fix (@TheFix) January 14, 2013 “I’m a pretty friendly guy,” […]

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There’s Something That Makes These 17 Flowers Really Special. It’ll Blow You Away.

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There are lots of strange or unique-looking plants in nature, most of which you probably don’t even know exist. Some are carnivorous or only bloom for a few hours every year… and some totally look like something else. When an object is a dead ringer for something else, it’s a phenomenon is known as pareidolia. The […]

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Sick: As donations for bullied bus monitor soar, twisted brats lash out

http://twitter.com/#!/jmacjr23/status/215972135775121409 It’s been a hellish roller coaster ride for our faith in humanity this week. On Tuesday, a YouTube user uploaded shocking video of four middle school boys verbally tormenting their 68-year-old bus monitor. During ten minutes of profanity-laced abuse, grandmother of eight Karen Klein was reduced to tears. The psychopaths-in-training called her a child […]

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Actor Dean Cain responds to potential Anthony Weiner comeback

http://twitter.com/#!/SerenaNett/status/313119602706112512 @kirstenpowers10 I can’t wait to see your take on the Rep. Anthony Weiner’s comeback story — Bill Medley (@BillMedley1) March 17, 2013 That Twitter user may have been waiting for Kirsten Powers’ take on the news, but we don’t have to wait to hear actor Dean Cain’s thoughts on the disgraceful matter. foxnews.com/politics/2013/…Where does […]

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