Schadenfreudelicious: Chris Matthews’ glorious post-debate meltdown
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Mitt Romney destroyed President Obama in Wednesday night’s debate. Hardest hit? Chris Matthews’ leg tingle.
I hear Chris Matthews is working on a new Blues tune – The Tingle Is Gone #tcot #gop #debate
— Herb Parsons (@hparsons56) October 4, 2012
Before the debate, Chris Matthews advises Obama to "kick him in the balls". After the debate I think Matthews got kicked in the balls
— Justin Brady (@RealJustinBrady) October 4, 2012
By most accounts on Twitter, it was … messy.
Chris Matthews "I feel a tingle running down my leg. But it's wet."
— Greg McNeal (@GregoryMcNeal) October 4, 2012
Im pretty sure Chris Matthews doesnt have a tingle up his leg tonight.. more like a tinkle down his leg.. #DenverDebate
— Nancy Couch (@ShadowPatriot) October 4, 2012
Over the course of a single debate, Chris Matthews went from a thrill up his leg to a spill down his shorts. @hardball_chris
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) October 4, 2012
Chris Matthews has lost the tingle, meltdown mode in full swing!!
— Young Republicans (@yrnf) October 4, 2012
No tingles for Chris Matthews tonight… Just awkward twitching. #MSNBC
— Eye on Politics (@EyeOnPolitics) October 4, 2012
Chris Matthews @Hardball @MSNBC went from a tingle up his leg…. to load in his pants last night. #RomneyRyan2012
— Merwin In CT (@Politix_Junkie) October 4, 2012
Unconfirmed reports that Chris Matthews stabbed himself with a fork tonight while ranting. He wanted the tingle back.
— B Fojtik (@PositiveEnerG) October 4, 2012
The meltdown was real. And it was spectacular.
There are no tingles here. But there may have been tears. Mmm. Salty, delicious tears.
Matthews: ROMNEY WAS WINNING!!!
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) October 4, 2012
Chris Matthews on MSNBC just tearing into POTUS. "Where was Obama? What was Romney doing tonight? He was WINNING!"
— Richard Roeper (@richardroeper) October 4, 2012
Minds blown!
C’mon, Chris, you know the chair is empty unless Jay and Bey are around.
Sweating and red-faced, the delusional Matthews insisted Obama’s biggest problem is that he’s not watching enough … MSNBC. Really:
Fave part of the Tingles meltdown: Saying the president's problem is that he's not watching enough @MSNBC. And then he pooped.
— SFK (@stephenkruiser) October 4, 2012
Chris Matthews is attributing — seriously, I think — the president's weak performance to the fact that he doesn't watch enough MSNBC.
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) October 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/ThatShapeAmI/status/253686268108632064
Most frightening thing tonight? Chris "leg tingle" Matthews saying the leader of the free world should tune in to MSNBC op-ed for advice.
— A. (@stlhockeyguy02) October 4, 2012
MSNBC for debate prep! We can’t breathe!
Chris Matthews "Why doesn't he watch this show?!" … Because he is like everybody else ever on planet Earth.
— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) October 4, 2012
Another reality check for the reality-challenged Chris Matthews:
Maybe Obama's debate performance was a reflection of his record rather than a problem with debate prep?
— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) October 4, 2012
RIP leg tingle.