http://twitter.com/#!/philipaklein/status/307535940459565056

The force may not be with President Obama today, but for Twitterers, it’s another story. POTUS’ spectacular “Star Wars”/”Star Trek” flameout is proving to be quite a goldmine. You can try with all your might not to gigglesnort at these #ObamaSciFiQuotes, but resistance is futile:

“Use the force, Jean-Luc!” #ObamaSciFiQuotes

— Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) March 1, 2013

“Look, if I knew what Spider-Man’s Kryptonite was, I’d definitely send Spawn on a mission to find it. But it’s hard.” #ObamaSciFiQuotes

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) March 1, 2013

Damn it Yoda, I’m doctor, not a miracle worker. #ObamaSciFiquotes

— Jim Antle (@jimantle) March 1, 2013

I’ve seen things you people can’t imagine. Basestars on fire off Klendathu. Tractor beams glittering in the dark…#ObamaSciFiQuotes

— Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) March 1, 2013

#ObamaSciFiQuotes You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor, engage!

— Richard Brod (@rgbrod1) March 1, 2013

Use The Tardis, Luke #ObamaSciFiQuotes

— S.H. (@SamuelKikaijin) March 1, 2013

Do or do not, there is no sequester. #ObamaSciFiQuotes

— Joe Degenfelder (@JoenessX) March 1, 2013

Khan. You must confront Khan. Then, only then, a Jedi will you be. And confront him you will. #ObamaSciFiquotes

— Michael Stone (@mqpolitics) March 1, 2013

“Dammit Luke, I’m a doctor, not your father!” #ObamaSciFiQuotes

— Angela Nelson (@angelaisms) March 1, 2013

“You will be taken to the Dune Sea and the Pit of Karkoon, resting place of the almighty Khan” #ObamaSciFiQuotes

— Evan Sutton (@suttnutz) March 1, 2013

“Are you the minority-whip? I’m the keymaster.” #ObamaSciFiQuotes

— Mike Nellis (@MikeNellis) March 1, 2013

“Sequestration is people!” #ObamaSciFiQuotes

— Robert Schlesinger (@rschles) March 1, 2013

Kirk Shot First #ObamaSciFiQuotes

— anibundel (@anibundel) March 1, 2013

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.Hasta la vista, baby.#ObamaSciFiQuotes

— Adam Bartz (@ABartz) March 1, 2013

“i can’t change the law of physics.” -chewbacca #ObamaSciFiquotes

— HeavyHokie (@heavyhokie) March 1, 2013

“Spock….I am your father.” #ObamaSciFiQuotes

— Jay Caruso (@jaycaruso) March 1, 2013

“Beam me up, Chewbacca.” #ObamaSciFiquotes

— Philip Klein (@philipaklein) March 1, 2013

Hee! More, please!

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