Here’s CNN host Piers Morgan earlier today salivating over the prospect of getting his 2 millionth Twitter follower: 100 followers to go. One small step for man, one giant leap for my ego. #GoonerTwitterPower — Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 8, 2012 Not long after, some Morgan-haters launched an #unfollowpiers campaign: Opperation #UnfollowPiers is underway. Do […]
We’ve all heard stories of animal heroes, but what about animals that were true pioneers? Did you know that the first astronauts were actually cuddly little animals? It’s true! Scientists were afraid of the effects of space travel would be hazardous to humans, so they sent animals up instead. Here are some of the brave animals […]
http://twitter.com/#!/KevinHart4real/status/211925822360125440 I Haven't been the same since I found out that I ate my dogs god damn doggy biscuit that was in the shape of a cookie!!! I think I'm dying — Kevin Hart (@KevinHart4real) June 10, 2012 Twitter users are pretty sure Hart will be fine: https://twitter.com/luv1luvme/status/211974264050565122 @KevinHart4real Some dog treats are higher quality […]
http://twitter.com/#!/jtLOL/status/526834415914057728 How is “businesses don’t create jobs” shorthand for “businesses create jobs”? We hate to say it, but it’s probably time to re-familiarize ourselves with “Clinton-speak” — for example, what the meaning of “is” is. As Twitchy reported, Hillary Clinton told an audience in Massachusetts last week, “Don’t let anybody tell you that, you know, it’s […]
Like outdoor and indoor cats, there are outdoor and indoor people. If you’re anything like me, you’re of the latter variety. Being the sedentary creature I am with my office job and love of books, I can’t say that I’ve ever, ever wanted to hop on a bike and send myself hurtling over a cliff. […]
http://twitter.com/#!/babradeys/status/517787128089305089 It can seem callous but humor is the great American defense mechanism. There’s probably some complicated psychological explanation but a lot of people cope with stress and fear by laughing at what they’re afraid of. Clearly Ebola is on people’s minds. In the age of social media, the reaction plays out with memes and […]
Well, this man just became an American hero. That’s because while he was walking near a pond one day, he caught a glimpse of every American’s favorite bird. In fact, there were two of them! But as he was admiring the bald eagles, he realized that something wasn’t right. Instead of flying around and surveying […]
http://twitter.com/#!/MeredithBklyn/status/438387670553620480 As if pro-aborts didn’t already have enough to get excited about, today, they were greeted with a fundraising pitch from none other than Barbra Streisand: http://twitter.com/#!/MelissaRyan/status/438387086173810688 Streisand is appealing to her devoted fans to help pro-abortion PAC EMILY’s List send more like-minded womyn (well, except the unborn ones) into politics. http://twitter.com/#!/mork1215/status/438390719531593728 Yeah, fundraising emails are annoying. […]
It’s no secret that the animal kingdom is harsh. When it comes to survival, most non-human animals have to kill or be killed. When we think of animals competing for food and breeding rights, we typically envision beasts like lions and sharks duking it out. As it turns out, however, the same aggression extends itself […]
http://twitter.com/#!/CindyCoops/status/474568516650418177 One theory that’s been put forward in an attempt to justify Bowe Bergdahl’s suspected Army desertion is that perhaps his platoon was full of “psychopaths.” Nancy Pelosi’s daughter, Christine, is also floating a similar scenario: http://twitter.com/#!/sfpelosi/status/474566507129610240 Pelosi awaits an Army investigation of a platoon she’s already deemed “dysfunctional”? Pelosi was apparently referencing a Rolling […]