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If there’s one thing St. Patrick’s Day can bring, it’s humor out of anything green. Here are the eight funniest tweets so that you have a Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

https://twitter.com/#!/BorowitzReport/status/181156004912824322

hold on to your kush, i hear the leprechauns are looking for pot #happystpatricksday

— mary iloveweed jane (@stonedninjababe) March 17, 2012

#HappyStPatricksDay May your beer be green and your night blacked out.

— Charm Of The South (@CharmOfTheSouth) March 17, 2012

I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone. #happystpatricksday

— Lucy Carter (@lucethoughts) March 17, 2012

And just like that, New York City tirned into an alcoholic Disney World ridden with overgrown children all in green. #happystpatricksday

— Izzy Tuason (@thedandyproject) March 17, 2012

Irish Diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip. #happystpatricksday

— Lyn Hart | MacRealty (@LynIsIn) March 17, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/jennyandteets/status/181076016222044160

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/17/8-funniest-tweets-of-happystpatricksday/