Ah, it’s that magical time of year again. You know, the one that reminds me of the fact that I’m supposed to be a real human adult.

We’re talking about college graduation, people. All over the country, starry-eyed 20-somethings are using their little fawn legs to hobble out into the real world for the very first time, leaving behind four years of stunning debauchery in favor of unemployment and loan payments. What a time to be alive!

At least these kiddos have a sense of humor about it. (They need to, or else they’d be crying.) In honor of stepping into that good ol’ freshman year of life, let’s take a look at some grads who totally slayed the cap game this year.

Throw that over to me when you’re finished with it.

Overdone, but classic.

Preach it, sis!

You can do it. Kanye believes in you.

Yaaaaaaas, kween! Slay!

Why is this giving me feels? Why?

I’m not sure why I didn’t go with this design.

Parental advisory: soul-crushing content.

You played yourself.

Where is the lie?

This is how I psychologically process all major milestones.

Sashay, ladies!

The accuracy is giving me life (real, adult person life).

Starbs, you the real MVP.

This is the eternal question.

Hold it down for us, fellow humanities major.

Nope!

Beautifully executed nerd humor is where it’s at.

A graduate always pays her debts.

Let’s just hope that she broke into some killer choreo.

Guys, the GoT references are everything. EVERYTHING.

I’m sensing a pattern.

We gon’ slay.

Girl, bye.

Statistically speaking, you’ll only have to say that 118 more times before something sticks. It’s fine.

Best of luck to you, my friends! Just remember that wine and ice cream will be there when the world turns its back on you.