Out: Neti pot. In: Smoking pot; Stoners post pics of battling the flu with weed
http://twitter.com/#!/mireilleg92/status/288852171892617218
Neti pot, shmeti pot! These Twitter users are battling the flu with marijuana and are proudly tweeting pictorial proof. It gives new meaning to “blazing” fever!
Bye flu (: #sick #flu #nyquil #weed #meds #fuck #everything #fucked #up instagr.am/p/UR6-RyhmFW/
— FuckYouHoe:* (@_shortshit54) January 9, 2013
I have the flu 😞 I’m hoping this doobie will make me feel better twitter.com/ki_byThaPound/…
— Queeen ki(@ki_byThaPound) January 8, 2013
Goodbye flu, Hello zzzzz’s#bong #joint #juiced #bic #lighter #peezo #bud #sleep #sick #flu #stuffynose #cur instagr.am/p/UNmy1EjwyZ/
— Swagnificent. (@TayyaThePlayya) January 8, 2013
Comfy bed, tea, netflix, bong <3 perfect flu fixer upper twitter.com/Jessamyno/stat…
— jessamyn ॐ(@Jessamyno) January 8, 2013
Er. Comfy bed?
Rolling a doobie to get well from this flu twitter.com/MisterBlesss/s…
— Mr.Bless (@MisterBlesss) January 3, 2013
Others evidently don’t have the energy to post pictures, but they aren’t too sick to tweet.
It’s been a week and im still in bed with the flu, I thought withthe amount of weed I smoked it would be gone by now……..
— madame_marijuana (@MarijuanaMadame) January 10, 2013
I told sensei weed helped my flu symptoms. Lmao
— Fuk Y’all (@TherealDonski43) January 10, 2013
Nothing made me feel better like that weed did.. Marijuana the cure for anything even the flu 🙌
— Diamo ツ (@Diamond_sR4ever) January 10, 2013
Vicodin, nyquil, tylonol, and weed . Aka cure for the flu, … hopefully.
— FuckYouHoe:* (@_shortshit54) January 9, 2013
Fuck that flu shot …all you need is some NyQuil/DayQuil, a blunt, and rest!
— Why does it matter (@Lucky_Scorpio11) January 9, 2013
Some good weed, NyQuil and the studio. Flu and fuckin hatin it.
— RIOTSQUAD (@JDS_Music) January 9, 2013
A blunt & sum Thera Flu ……back to bed 😴
— Jay (@PhuckYaTweet) January 8, 2013
These Twitter users think it is preventative medicine.
How to avoid the flu: Wash your hands and smoke weed, but pretty much just wash your hands
— Andrew Lindseth (@DJspinseth) January 8, 2013
While the flu bug rages on in Colorado im hiding from it with this lap top and a big ass sack of bud breathing through this bong.
— Colorado Cannabis (@ColoradoCannabi) January 10, 2013
Smoke one blunt a day and keep the flu shot away.
— S. Shev (@ShevBeatz) January 9, 2013
Alas, some are admitting weed-defeat.
Off to the doctors for some Man-Flu medicine. Weed, bacon and sleep isn’t cutting it anymore.
— J_Clique (@J_Clique) January 9, 2013
Weed cures a lot of things but not the flu. Trust me I should know.
— Charlie Tweeder(@GREENravioli) January 9, 2013
Sorry, pot fans, but weed is not a cure for the flu. Please protect yourselves, all, and get to the doctor. We hope the flu tents are non-smoking tents. Looking at you, Justin Bieber.
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