http://twitter.com/#!/Ruth_A_Buzzi/status/186070237161062400

At age 75 comedian Ruth Buzzi has retired to Twitter to do her comedy:

There's a Woodstock Rock Music Festival reunion this year. But instead of watching a bunch of rockers, we'll mostly be sitting in them.

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) March 31, 2012

If you think a Party Line is what Charlie Sheen puts on a mirror to share with his guests, you probably aren't a Senior Citizen.

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) March 31, 2012

If you think "male enhancement" means putting colorful little stickers on outgoing mail during the holidays, you might be a Senior Citizen.

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) March 31, 2012

If you think Tiger Woods is a game preserve in India, you might be a Senior Citizen.

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) March 31, 2012

My first husband was dyslexic, and an agnostic. He wasn't too sure about the existence of dogs.

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) March 31, 2012

If you think rappers are people who don't use door bells, you might be a senior citizen.

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) March 31, 2012

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) March 31, 2012

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