http://twitter.com/#!/piersmorgan/status/365909749675458562

Can we get a fact check?

http://twitter.com/#!/EmilyMiller/status/366228739006275586

Lay off the quad espressos and holster that talking point, Musket.

http://twitter.com/#!/jbrouder85/status/365910168321536000
http://twitter.com/#!/Peetweefish/status/365911129404358656
http://twitter.com/#!/SmashLopez/status/365911271486406656
http://twitter.com/#!/hamil7on/status/365977961393946624
http://twitter.com/#!/Melster_13/status/365994512503406592

Indeed they do.

After nearly 24 hours of mockery and desperate Googling, Piers Morgan finally came up with a response to Emily Miller of the Washington Times. (Relevant flashbacks: “Piers Morgan takes 18 hours to craft comeback to ‘gun-toting heroine’” and “Piers Morgan now taking 21 hours to deliver witty rejoinders in gun control debate.”)

http://twitter.com/#!/piersmorgan/status/366232379901227009

Facts are hard.

http://twitter.com/#!/collegepolitico/status/366233989880623105

Morgan also shared this link to a post titled “Deplorable Extremely Retarded Rifle Retention Platform (DERRRP)“:

http://twitter.com/#!/piersmorgan/status/366234286992535553

Heckuva job, Piers. Heckuva job.

http://twitter.com/#!/derekahunter/status/366244034882179073

He sure is!

http://twitter.com/#!/collegepolitico/status/366235411435098113
http://twitter.com/#!/Todd_Harwood/status/366236032473116672
http://twitter.com/#!/DocNelson_68W/status/366251280538144768

But it’s Emily Miller who’s nuts?

http://twitter.com/#!/EmilyMiller/status/366237224712417280

Don’t hold your breath on this one:

http://twitter.com/#!/EmilyMiller/status/366242543555461120

Not only does Miller know a lot more about guns than Musket, but she’s getting a crash course in how to spot epic douchenozzlery.

http://twitter.com/#!/piersmorgan/status/366247410403516416

Update:

For the record, cats can also be holstered.

http://twitter.com/#!/LilacSundayBlog/status/366252347833319425

Related:

Previous Twitchy coverage of Piers Morgan’s vast knowledge of firearms

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/10/piers-morgan-imagines-latte-slurping-nuts-with-holstered-ar-15s-descending-on-starbucks/