The Great Chocolate Heist of 2013: What would you do with 5 tons of Nutella?
http://twitter.com/#!/ILoveJackDean/status/321254473395757057
The great #Nutella heist of 2013! http://t.co/47dobTtYCV What would you do with 5.5 tonnes of it?
— grace m mcmahon (@trendytitbits) April 8, 2013
What would you do with 5.5 tonnes of Nutella
— Alex Scott (@alexsim123) April 8, 2013
Yes, grab a spoon!
@ILoveJackDean everybody, grab a spoon
— Mai Anderson (@maianderson1999) April 8, 2013
The scoop:
Five tonnes of Nutella stolen from parked van by German thieves http://t.co/34XOH1hzhR
— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) April 8, 2013
Suh-weet. Really, really, really suh-weet.
Jeez who would want steal a unlimited supply of Nutella? Oh wait…
— Some Generic Name™ (@Comicbookgeek42) April 8, 2013
Own up, who stole the Nutella? http://t.co/dnQz7rQKL8
— Jules: Butcher Baker (@DomesticJules) April 8, 2013
Have you had Nutella? Who could blame them? Germany: Thieves swipe 5 tons of chocolate spread http://t.co/EXcdbhwcgA via @YahooNews
— Erin Jackson (@ErinJackso) April 8, 2013
Punny!
@TourDeJose Are the police spreading their search far and wide?
— Colin Carroll (@actonblue) April 8, 2013
Yes, it’s trending. Delicious.
You know it's going to be a good day when Nutella is trending on Twitter. But really, who steals 5 tons of anything, let alone a spread?
— Jasmine Gilstrap (@artistic_jgil) April 8, 2013
Sacrilege:
Am I the only person who has never had Nutella and doesn't care whether I do or not?
— Sept 3rd (@____Breezy) April 8, 2013
It will be hard to outdo this stunt.
Only April and the German crooks who made off with 5 tons of Nutella chocolate spread are clear leaders in the Caper of the Year sweepstake
— Larry Parsons (@LParsons69) April 8, 2013
How do you top this Nutella story? With bananas, of course.
Someone in Germany stole $20k worth of Nutella and people are emailing me to congratulate me. Hee. I'm gonna need ALL OF THE BANANAS.
— Virginia Montanez (@JanePitt) April 8, 2013
My question is…where are they going to find the right quantity of bananas to go with that 5 tons of Nutella.
— La Loba (@Mellefunk) April 8, 2013
Bananas and Nutella 😍🌰🍌 pic.twitter.com/Vx8wIXnLMb
— jasmine (@jayyygee21) April 2, 2013