The Great Chocolate Heist of 2013: What would you do with 5 tons of Nutella?

http://twitter.com/#!/ILoveJackDean/status/321254473395757057

The great #Nutella heist of 2013! http://t.co/47dobTtYCV What would you do with 5.5 tonnes of it?

— grace m mcmahon (@trendytitbits) April 8, 2013

What would you do with 5.5 tonnes of Nutella

— Alex Scott (@alexsim123) April 8, 2013

Yes, grab a spoon!

@ILoveJackDean everybody, grab a spoon

— Mai Anderson (@maianderson1999) April 8, 2013

The scoop:

Five tonnes of Nutella stolen from parked van by German thieves http://t.co/34XOH1hzhR

— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) April 8, 2013

Suh-weet. Really, really, really suh-weet.

Jeez who would want steal a unlimited supply of Nutella? Oh wait…

— Some Generic Name™ (@Comicbookgeek42) April 8, 2013

Own up, who stole the Nutella? http://t.co/dnQz7rQKL8

— Jules: Butcher Baker (@DomesticJules) April 8, 2013

Have you had Nutella? Who could blame them? Germany: Thieves swipe 5 tons of chocolate spread http://t.co/EXcdbhwcgA via @YahooNews

— Erin Jackson (@ErinJackso) April 8, 2013

Punny!

@TourDeJose Are the police spreading their search far and wide?

— Colin Carroll (@actonblue) April 8, 2013

Yes, it’s trending. Delicious.

You know it's going to be a good day when Nutella is trending on Twitter. But really, who steals 5 tons of anything, let alone a spread?

— Jasmine Gilstrap (@artistic_jgil) April 8, 2013

Sacrilege:

Am I the only person who has never had Nutella and doesn't care whether I do or not?

— Sept 3rd (@____Breezy) April 8, 2013

It will be hard to outdo this stunt.

Only April and the German crooks who made off with 5 tons of Nutella chocolate spread are clear leaders in the Caper of the Year sweepstake

— Larry Parsons (@LParsons69) April 8, 2013

How do you top this Nutella story? With bananas, of course.

Someone in Germany stole $20k worth of Nutella and people are emailing me to congratulate me. Hee. I'm gonna need ALL OF THE BANANAS.

— Virginia Montanez (@JanePitt) April 8, 2013

My question is…where are they going to find the right quantity of bananas to go with that 5 tons of Nutella.

— La Loba (@Mellefunk) April 8, 2013

Bananas and Nutella 😍🌰🍌 pic.twitter.com/Vx8wIXnLMb

— jasmine (@jayyygee21) April 2, 2013

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