David Axelrod has strange fascination with monkey butts [screenshot]

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David Axelrod shared an anecdote this morning from an “old Chicago pol” to help explain presidential politics and polling. Presidential candidates are like monkeys, you see: Many immediately thought the “monkey” was Ben Carson: But Axelrod was actually calling Marco Rubio a monkey, not Carson: This will now be called David Axelrod’s “monkey butt” test,and […]

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Drool bucket alert: New York Times reporter scribbles love note to former McCain adviser Steve Schmidt

http://twitter.com/#!/michaelpfreeman/status/211437639591657473 Reporter Adam Nagourney published a fawning, kissy-faced love letter to John McCain’s backstabbing former campaign adviser Steve Schmidt in today’s New York Times. The simpering profile is titled “A Career Resurrected After McCain and Palin.” It's almost like if you bash Republicans, the New York Times will forgive you for selecting Sarah Palin as […]

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Bears throw more money at Briggs, ignore Forte

http://twitter.com/#!/ChicagoBearscom/status/190125586813960192 One year extension for #bears LB Lance Briggs. He requested a trade last summer. — Drew LaMontagna (@D_LaMonta) April 11, 2012 Hold up… Lance Briggs played EVERY defensive snap last year for the bears? Get outta here — Chico Debarge Jr. (@Tre_Alex_) April 11, 2012 Congrats to Rosenhaus Sports client Lance Briggs on his […]

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Don’t Watch This Without A Tissue Nearby. From The 1:30 Mark, It’ll Take You For An Emotional Ride.

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Helping those who can’t help themselves is an incredible calling. Annie Hart is well known dog lover and the executive director of The Bill Foundation. She makes it her life goal to rescue animals that suffer abuse or neglect and to find homes for the pitiful animals that are left to die on the streets. Her […]

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Viewers question violent ‘Gangster Squad’ ad aired during NFL game

http://twitter.com/#!/GordonHendry/status/280407324236075008 The violent movie “Gangster Squad,” starring Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling, and Sean Penn, was delayed this summer because of the Aurora movie theater shooting. The directors edited out a grisly scene in which the film’s actors shot up a movie theater in an eery echo of the real-life Aurora massacre. The movie is now […]

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Snoop Scandal Zing! Brit Hume, Geraghty tweet ‘weird’ email from Hagel

http://twitter.com/#!/brithume/status/342630688899612673 Hilarious! Brit Hume retweeted that zinger from National Review’s Jim Geraghty. Snooping meets parental guilt! The news that the NSA has been collecting phone records of millions of Americans? It’s totally for your own good. Call your parents, dammit! http://twitter.com/#!/RedKnightNJ/status/342655434299150336 Hume also pointed out another disturbing truth: http://twitter.com/#!/brithume/status/342634629544701953 Ah, lapdogs. http://twitter.com/#!/cmcyclist/status/342638732370907136 Fox News’ Hume […]

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Cher, Lizz Winstead: Sociopath Mitt Romney would have eliminated FEMA

http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/263016001292079104 We’ve already heard from Cher that Mitt Romney is heartless and evil and if he wins the election, she’ll cry forever. It wouldn’t seem there’d be much to add, but with Hurricane Sandy making landfall, Cher wants us to know President Romney would have eliminated FEMA and left states to fend for themselves. Daily Show co-creator […]

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MSNBC’s Chris Hayes warns Ferguson police; Lack of self-awareness astounds

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http://twitter.com/#!/SamValley/status/498738610795855874 Snicker. Oh yes, another progressive of pallor sought to scold over the Ferguson, Mo.,  looting and riots. Enter ace douche MSNBC’s Chris Hayes: http://twitter.com/#!/chrislhayes/status/498647014650163203 Behold the terrifying power of Chris Hayes! Or something? http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/498816306448453632 Who knows? We’ve lost our cuckoo pants to English dictionary. http://twitter.com/#!/firearmslawyer/status/498673700120842241 But wait, there was more! http://twitter.com/#!/derekahunter/status/498691512172302337 Truth. Lapdog media […]

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