http://twitter.com/#!/mujahid4life/status/500573075164114944

Oh, dear.

A zealous “mujahid 4 life” took to Twitter to goad his fellow Islamic warriors to get #We_Are_All_Islamic_State trending.

The encouraging news: He earned less than a dozen retweets.

Here’s a fellow traveler with some mad Islamo-photoshop skillz:

http://twitter.com/#!/kashmir4ever/status/500577537869635585

And an Islamo-cartographer weighed in:

http://twitter.com/#!/y_dohak/status/500574842257555456

But one online jihadi out-jihadi-ed the hashtag warriors with this retort:

http://twitter.com/#!/AbuomarMaghribi/status/500574297040367616

And another observer suggested a better use for the ineffectual mujahid’s time:

http://twitter.com/#!/fcastella992/status/500609531823419393

Looks like worldwide hashtag trends are safe from the Islamic caliphate for now.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/16/hapless-mujahid-4-life-earns-hashtag-fail-of-the-day-award/