Adam Baldwin, others give ‘Islamaphobia’-crying ‘comedian’ a humor lesson
http://twitter.com/#!/keithrconrad/status/286649814421225473
Actor Adam Baldwin is a fierce happy warrior. He, and others, took moral relativism (and perpetual grievance-mongers) to task last night. An alleged comedian on Twitter had his unfunny briefs in a twist over the hilarious #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches hashtag, which started after it was reported that Al Gore’s floundering Current TV was to sold to Al-Jazeera.
With news report today that Al Jazeera on verge of buying Current TV, how long till peeps on right starting calling it a stealth “TV jihad”
— Dean Obeidallah (@Deanofcomedy) January 2, 2013
Check out the #Islamaphobes having fun with #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitchesAmazed that some of them can form sentences!
— Dean Obeidallah (@Deanofcomedy) January 2, 2013
Yuk, yuk, yuk! Wow, Bill Maher level humor! Also, spelling is hard: Islamaphobia? Dude, when attempting to shriek some sort of insult at people, at least get the term right. Then the alleged comedian bashed Dr. M. Zuhdi Jasser.
@waynesteratl @gaypatriot @drzuhdijasser No one in the American Muslim community supports him- he is a Fox News creation (seriously)
— Dean Obeidallah (@Deanofcomedy) January 3, 2013
@deanofcomedy @waynesteratl @gaypatriot @drzuhdijasserSure Plenty of Muslims support @drzuhdijasser… He also speaks on CNN. IDIOTDEAN!
— Mars4Sharia (@herself311) January 3, 2013
@deanofcomedy @drzuhdijasser @gaypatriot What’s next, an accusation of being an “Uncle Muhammad”?
— Wayne Austin (@WaynesterAtl) January 3, 2013
Dr. Jasser responds beautifully.
@deanofcomedy @waynesteratl @gaypatriot Dean better stick to comedy since he little respects hard facts! #DeanknowsALLMuslims (Not!)
— M. Zuhdi Jasser (@DrZuhdiJasser) January 3, 2013
@deanofcomedy @waynesteratl @gaypatriot If u haven’t read my work or my book I wouldn’t confuse your shtik with a serious convo ?!
— M. Zuhdi Jasser (@DrZuhdiJasser) January 3, 2013
@deanofcomedy @waynesteratl @gaypatriot u made a slanderous statement about my support base while then admitting anecdotal empty info
— M. Zuhdi Jasser (@DrZuhdiJasser) January 3, 2013
Then the fierce and awesome Adam Baldwin gives the “comedian” and his fellow travelers the business.
Hi @deanofcomedy: Why would U pervert the context of 1 Timothy 2:11? Are U anti-women-studying-scripture?~ @michdillard @tark31 @gaypatriot
— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013
.@deanofcomedy Paul wanted women 2study scripture. In 1st cen. women were forbidden. U find that wrongful? @michdillard @tark31 @gaypatriot
— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013
.@unnamedinsider None of the a**holes you’ve described are Christians. Where does Jesus teach that women should be stoned? ~ @deanofcomedy
— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013
@zookeeper_kevin Amen. But, ain’t chasing the wind entertaining sometimes?
— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013
@deanofcomedy Your “‘Islamophobe!’, he cried” is clumsy #ThoughtTerminatingCliché. Russell Peters is funny. U steal his jokes? ~ @muslimiq
— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013
@unnamedinsider You’re not conflating scripture with government, RU? ~ @ynysdyn
— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013
@muslimiq Accepted. Thank you, sir. Respect. Seeking clarity. Your comedy pal is a closed-minded & clumsy fellow.
— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) January 3, 2013
The “comedian’s” pitiful response?
@adamsbaldwin Thanks I loved you when u were still an actor. Cant say the same now with ur smugness. Do u think Jesus would approve?
— Dean Obeidallah (@Deanofcomedy) January 3, 2013
@adamsbaldwin I have to go do stand up now – remember when u were a working actor? I still am comedian so u probably recall those days
— Dean Obeidallah (@Deanofcomedy) January 3, 2013
Oh, sweetie. Now you are just sad.
Other happy warriors then join in to provide another Teachable Moment ™: How to actually be funny.
::RIMSHOT:: twitter.com/Deanofcomedy/s…
— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) January 2, 2013
See @deanofcomedy at Catch a Rising Qassam. Second show EXACTLY as funny as the first.
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) January 3, 2013
And this guy knows “not too funny” RT @deanofcomedy: @nathanwurtzel Not too funny – try again
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) January 3, 2013
Yeah, we should be “edgy” and mock Christians & Republicans like every unfunny hack in the biz #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches @deanofcomedy
— Kevin Eric Snell (@KevEnoch) January 2, 2013
Of course! Such things are total knee-slappers!
@gaypatriot @keder @deanofcomedy Is he from a town called Comedy or is self-awareness officially dead?
— Landon(@OrwellForce) January 3, 2013
@gabrielmalor open-minded liberals! @deanofcomedy
— Kevin Eder (@keder) January 2, 2013
1) @exjon Funniest about @deanofcomedy is his portrayal of Islam as benign while tossing “Islamophobia” slurs at people who know better.
— Pie Guevara (@PieGuevara) January 3, 2013
@deanofcomedy I don’t want to say that joke bombed, but see those 72 virgins over there?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) January 3, 2013
That’s a win right there.
And then Ace of Spades gives an epic drubbing, as only he can. With the added bonus of a hilarious new Twitter bio.
man @deanofcomedy has really chosen a completely accurate nom de Twitter
— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 2, 2013
I’m working on an Axiom that anyone who has to tell you how witty or funny he is in his handle or his bio, isn’t
— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 2, 2013
@nathanwurtzel I might change mine to MonsieurChucklebottom
— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013
@deanofcomedy which children’s birthday party can I see you at?
— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013
@deanofcomedy I just might. I have a friend who does bookings for unfunny children’s party clowns.
— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013
@deanofcomedy if you do balloon animals they have to be unfunny animals, like diseased animals maybe. You’ll work it out I’m sure.
— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013
@deanofcomedy These jokes convince me I’ve found my huckleberry.
— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013
@deanofcomedy hey hey hey– you’ve got the job already!Save this good stuff for the stage!
— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013
You’re more than the @deanofcomedy .I think you might be the King of Comedy.
— WittyFunnyScamp69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 3, 2013
Swoon!
And this Twitter user brings it all home.
Last Comic Stoning, hosted by @deanofcomedy#CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitchescc: @waynesteratl @gaypatriot
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) January 3, 2013
Heh. Keep the Teachable Moments ™ coming Twitter!
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