Shirt happens: Twitterers try to make sense of Major Garrett’s shirty business
http://twitter.com/#!/jimgeraghty/status/301008143301885952
Major Garrett is upset about something. Like, really upset. We caught him lobbing F-bombs at someone about “shirty business.” Now, he claims the profanity-laced tweet was the product of a slow pre-State-of-the-Union Monday, but he still hasn’t clarified what he meant by “shirty business.” Thankfully, Twitterers are all over it:
The day will come when I will misfire a DM and it will be shirty business indeed.
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) February 11, 2013
The First Rule of Shirty Business is you do not talk about Shirty Business.
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) February 11, 2013
I like to imagine that Major Garrett is yelling at his dry cleaner. #ShirtyBusiness
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) February 11, 2013
Someone needs to do a #ShirtyBusiness music video set to “Dirty Laundry.”
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 11, 2013
@daveweigel You’ve got a shirty business, you didn’t build that.
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) February 11, 2013
I’m giving up swearing on Twitter for Lent. Thanks to @majorcbs I’ll say “shirt” instead of shit!! 😀
— Redness (@mchastain81) February 11, 2013
Know what this tells me? That @majorcbs don’t skirt the #shirtybusiness and get’s sh*t done, son.
— Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) February 11, 2013
“Shirty Business” is an underrated EPMD album.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) February 11, 2013
No honey, that’s number two. RT @mushkat One Is The Shirtiest Number That You’ll Ever Do #ShirtyBusiness
— Debbie M. (@mosesmosesmoses) February 11, 2013
I’m not going to take your shirt anymore. I’m done. #ShirtyBusiness
— Rachael (@x_1013_x) February 11, 2013
Tomorrow, BHO will tell us we need to in-vest in #shirtybusiness to sleeve the economy, because he’s tacked to #Jibs again.
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 11, 2013
Gotta get my shirty business on. #caring
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) February 11, 2013
Right now, I imagine Garrett just gave a certain dealer in shirty business an extra Godfather smack. “And *that* is for the Tweet!”
— Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) February 11, 2013
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. That was some #shirtybusiness.
— DiploMatt (@mdrache) February 11, 2013
I saw #ShirtyBusiness open for James Taylor back in ’79.
— Jim J (@anthropocon) February 11, 2013
There’s no business like #ShirtyBusiness.
— Ed LaRose (@metaphorsbwithu) February 11, 2013
Ain’t that the truth!
That’s a win MT @scotscajun: Shirty just got real.
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) February 11, 2013
Twitter lost a Pope but was given Shirty Business in return #LordWorksInMysteriousWays
— S.M (@redsteeze) February 11, 2013
Sorry for your rough morning @majorcbs. Shirt happens.You just have to keep pushing and tell haters to duck off.
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) February 11, 2013
Better luck tomorrow, Major.
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Update:
It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Major Garrett’s shirty business is also inspiring future cinematic masterpieces:
Shirty Hard #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) February 11, 2013
Mr. Magorium’s Shirty Emporium. #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) February 11, 2013
Get Shirty #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— LMH (@laurenmarie10) February 11, 2013
Weekend at Shirty’s #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— Lloyd bin Laden (@lloydbin) February 11, 2013
Shirty Seconds over Tokyo #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— Michael J Sandoval (@mjasandoval) February 11, 2013
The Good, The Bad, and The Shirty #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— TXN_1st (@Prairie_Patriot) February 11, 2013
The Shirty Dozen#replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— Sassy Pants (@nicoleb977) February 11, 2013
Zero Dark Shirty #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) February 11, 2013
Shirty Dancing#replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— Shoebox (@Shoeboxnre) February 11, 2013
Thank you, Major, from the bottoms of our shirty hearts.
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Update:
Check out the new single from Misfit Politics’ Brandon Morse. A real treat for the ear-holes:
@twitchyteam “Writin’ Shirty” soundcloud.com/brandon-morse/…
— Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) February 11, 2013
Heh.
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