15 Truly Insane Pumpkin Spice Products You Can Actually Buy
I love autumn, and I like pumpkin spice-scented and flavored items just as much as anyone.
Each year, however, manufacturers find crazier ways to incorporate pumpkin spice into their products. From beef jerky to fishing lures, the pumpkin craze has gone totally off the rails. Here’s a roundup of the 15 most ridiculous pumpkin spice items the internet has to offer.
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1. Lasagna? This Italian food lover is appalled.
2. I guess you’ve got to have sauce to match. Say it with me: marinara.
3. My cats do not need to poop in fall-themed scents.
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4. This is actually an insult to delicious salsa everywhere.
5. Hummus? Okay, this one doesn’t sound so bad…
6. This is just disrespectful to ham.
7. They really went all in on pumpkin spice salmon.
8. I guess if you’re going to go overboard, the next logical step is literally going overboard.
9. Pumpkin spice for bros.
10. Just quit jerking me around.
11. Might as well get your dog in on the pumpkin spice action.
12. AND you can make your dog smell like wet pumpkin spice.
13. Love it or hate it, candy corn is its own thing.
14. Sure, these look relatively normal, but they are still an abomination.
15. Do not ruin chocolate, my one true love.
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I’ll stick to my basic lattes, but if you have experience with any of these weird products, I definitely want to know. Tell us about it in the comments below.
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