This Guy’s Elvis Conspiracy Theory Is So Insane, It Could Be True

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Is Elvis really dead? According to the widely accepted story, the singer’s unresponsive body was found on the bathroom floor of his Memphis, Tennessee, home on the afternoon of August 16, 1977. He was 58 years old. Officially, the cause of death was organ failure from years of poor diet and drug abuse. However, not […]

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Conservatives prefer to make #RomneyPreferredBy hashtag their own

http://twitter.com/#!/JeffersonObama/status/227547688676257793 Did you hear that Mitt Romney’s wife, Ann, is co-owner of a horse? Certainly Romney has the dressage equitation voting bloc sewn up, but who else is #RomneyPreferredBy? #RomneyPreferredBy Rich, fat, balding, old white men who take Geritol and Viagra so they have the means to f°ck us all. — Truactive (@Truactive) July 23, […]

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This Insane New Development In Echolocation Puts Us Closer To Talking To Dolphins

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For decades, we’ve been trying to unlock the secrets of what may be the second most intelligent creature on the planet — dolphins. Structurally, in fact, dolphins have more complex brains than we do. So let that sink in. Researchers recently made an unprecedented discovery in the realm of dolphin communication. Scientists from both the […]

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Here Are The 15 Most Horrific Things Ever Found In Someone’s Food. I’m Going To Throw Up.

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“To err is human.” That is, we all make mistakes. It’s perfectly natural to accidentally be over-budget for the month or show up late for a meeting. However, when people make mistakes in the food production or service industry, the results can be disastrous. These 15 real people found items in the food they purchased […]

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New UMass/Boston Herald poll gives Brown 6-point lead over Warren

http://twitter.com/#!/samsteinhp/status/248603769351315457 A new poll by the University of Massachusetts and the Boston Herald shows U.S. Sen. Scott Brown pulling ahead of Elizabeth Warren by a six-point margin among registered voters, and by a margin of 49-45 among likely voters. The poll gives Brown a 57 percent favorable rating to Warren’s 48. UMass Lowell/Boston Herald Massachusetts 2012 Senate […]

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Change of plan: Treasury rules out trillion-dollar platinum coin

http://twitter.com/#!/ezraklein/status/290192481813946369 It’s not entirely clear whether the Washington Post’s Ezra Klein meant that he had some really big news to share about a coin, or if he had some news to share about a really big coin. It doesn’t really matter at this point, as the Treasury has ruled out the possibility of minting a […]

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American Idol’s Colton Dixon eliminated; praises God while fans tweet “WTF America”

http://twitter.com/#!/1D_MyBabes/status/193148816285892608 Tennessee native Colton Dixon, 20, got the boot on American Idol tonight. It was his first — and last — time in the bottom three. Dixon fell to his knees and bid farewell with a spiritual rendition of “Everything” by Lifehouse. Before the results were announced, he tweeted: Romans 12:1-2 Do not conform to […]

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Wendy Davis’ attack on Greg Abbott triggers things #WendyDavisWontSay

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http://twitter.com/#!/twhit210/status/524266827371642880 "Trending USA:01:40 PM CDT" 1. #askPaul 2. #NiallisTiny 3. The Breed 4. #BuyNobodyOniTunes 5. #WendyDavisWontSay 6. #BicthesLove — TrendieUS – Trends (@TrendieUS) October 20, 2014 According to Democrat Texas gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis, her Republican opponent Greg Abbott “won’t say whether he’d defend an interracial marriage ban.” The fact that Abbott is married to a woman of Hispanic heritage was […]

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